
Annnnnnddddd we are back!! The Sammys are thrilled to kick Awards Season into high gear, as we give a spotlight to the highs & lows of 2023. Please check out Part 1 & Part 2, then come back for the exciting conclusion of our show.

Our host, Bert Kreischer, has some hilarious thoughts about Jameis Winston, Jimmy Kimmel, and Michelle Obama, and then it’s time to move on.

To present our next award we’re happy to welcome back an Emmy & Golden Globe winning and Oscar nominated actor as well as a fiery social media shit stirrer. Please give a rousing ovation to James Woods!! And the nominees are:
Favorite Movie
Shotgun Wedding
What do you get when you cross an action flick with a rom-com?? Apparently Die Hard at a Wedding. J-Lo has been a bride onscreen more than she has in real life, which one would think impossible. She’s charming, as is the rest of the ensemble, but it adds up to forgettable fluff. A promising premise & talented performers can’t quite save the production as a whole.
Champions
Woody Harrelson is a disgraced minor league pro basketball coach who receives community service after a DUI arrest. His assignment?? Coaching a special needs basketball team. The plot is rather predictable, including the redeemed coach inevitably getting an opportunity to move on to bigger & better things, the romance with a player‘s sister, and even a game winning shot at the end of the climactic ball game. However, it’s all quite amusing & affable so the cliches can be forgiven.
You People
When a young black woman introduces her white fiancé & his parents to her family it doesn’t go well. I get the whole culture clash thing. Race. Religion. The Generation Gap. Those subjects can be comedy gold mines…but they can also be land mines. With an ensemble that includes Eddie Murphy, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jonah Hill, Nia Long, and David Duchovny you’d be right to expect greatness, but the humor lacks subtlety. I feel like social commentary requires finesse, not a billy club.
Paint
Imagine beloved TV artist Bob Ross as a sensitive ladies’ man who bangs all of his female co-workers in the back of a van. Owen Wilson essentially cosplays Ross in this weird lil movie that I don’t hate but don’t quite get.
No Hard Feelings
Jennifer Lawrence is one of those actors that I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t vibe with in real life, but her work can be rather delightful. Low key comedy is her wheelhouse, and in this rom-com she portrays a down-on-her-luck Uber driver struggling to make ends meet when a unique opportunity presents itself. A well-to-do couple hires her to romance their socially inept son before he heads off to college. It’s a vaguely inappropriate relationship on multiple levels, but somehow the movie ends up being mildly humorous & charming.
The Holdovers
A surly history teacher gets stuck overseeing a group of students who can’t make it home from their snooty boarding school during Christmas break. When all of the students except one receive an opportunity to leave the professor bonds with the troubled young man, as well as the school’s head cook, who recently lost her son in Vietnam.
Maestro
A biopic of legendary composer/pianist/conductor Leonard Bernstein. Bradley Cooper will undoubtedly receive an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor, but the movie is kind of dull.
Wonka
If you’re a fan of the 1971 classic Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (or the 2005 remake starring Johnny Depp), based on the 1964 book Charlie & The Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl, this is a prequel origin story for the character. Is it as good as its predecessor?? That’s difficult to determine in the moment and probably an unfair yet inevitable comparison. It is delightful enough, but not quite as enigmatic. I suppose we’ll be able to make a better assessment in a decade or two.
Jesus Revolution
Based on a true story about an evangelical movement led by hippies in 1960s California. I think it’s the kind of movie that you need to watch a few times to really absorb the message. I’m a big Kelsey Grammar fan, but his role isn’t as significant as one might assume.
Best Christmas Ever
When a moderately unhappy couple & their two children are inadvertently snowbound at the posh home of an old college frienemy, silly yet heartwarming hijinks ensue. The cast is likable enough, but it’s about a half step above a Hallmark movie, with less romance and some alleged comedy thrown into the recipe.
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The Holdovers. It’s not a traditional Christmas movie, but we are presented with a mellow concoction that takes full advantage of its ingredients, unlike some of the more boisterous competition. Academy Award winning director Alexander Payne and Emmy & Golden Globe winner Paul Giamatti first teamed up two decades ago for the delightful Sideways, and though this movie is more melancholy and shares cinematic DNA with the 1989 Robin Williams classic Dead Poets Society, it is nevertheless a worthy metamorphosis.

Here at The Sammys we always hope to entertain the masses with a fair-minded, non-controversial appreciation of the past year, and one thing we love is music. So, get up on your feet and dance in the aisles as we welcome, here to perform his #1 hit Try That in a Small Town, quadruple platinum selling artist Jason Aldean!!

Thank you Jason!! We don’t even like country music around here, but it never hurts to shake up the formula occasionally. To present the final award of the evening it is an immense pleasure to welcome back author & outspoken commentator Candace Owens!! And the nominees are:
Biggest News Story
Biden’s Classified Documents
Last January more than two dozen classified documents dating back to Joe Biden’s time as a Senator & Vice President were found haphazardly stored in an office and in his garage. Whereas, in a similar circumstance, former President Trump’s home was raided by the FBI as if he’d committed a heinous crime, Biden’s situation was presented as no big deal and has been largely forgotten.
Ohio Train Derailment
In early February 2023 a Norfolk Southern freight train carrying hazardous materials derailed in East Palestine, OH, affecting water & air quality and the health of thousands of residents. Federal response was weak, and of the two individuals who will likely be vying for the White House in the very near future, only one appeared to give a damn.
Ukraine
I won’t pretend to be an expert on foreign politics. I will opine that neither country or their “leaders” appear to be good guys, and the billions of dollars U.S. taxpayers are involuntarily sending to Ukraine seem more like kickbacks that are somehow filtered into the pockets of certain politicians. International relations cannot be ignored….I get that. However, I believe in helping our own citizens before funneling money to fund a war in which the United States is not directly involved.
Gender Ideology
To each their own. Live & let live. However, it is odd that the same people who preached “follow the science” during the Covid Pandemic are so willing to toss aside biology. Gender dysphoria is a mental illness that should be treated as such. Especially when it comes to children, such instances need to be confronted with compassion & kindness, but surely that can be done without indulging a grade schooler to the point that they irrevocably alter their life on multiple levels.
Trump Indicted
In 2023 former President Trump faced multiple indictments on nearly a hundred charges ranging from falsifying business documents to mishandling of classified documents to answering for January 6, 2021, an event that some leftists have tried to sell as being more tragic than WWII & 9/11. Clearly all of it is a pathetic attempt by The Establishment and their cronies in the media to hinder Trump’s 2024 Presidential campaign. The sad thing is it just might work, despite the charges being way overblown. No one is saying Donald Trump is a terrific human being, but those that have spent the last several years trying to destroy him are pure evil.
Speaker of the House
Their policies may be hot garbage, but atleast Democrats are unified. At a time when the country is worn out by Covid & its aftermath, billions of dollars being sent to Ukraine, leftist agendas on climate change, identity politics, & racial division, and inflation, one could fairly assume that the a new path would be an easy sell. Unfortunately Republicans can’t stop battling each other long enough to focus on saving a nation on the brink. California’s Kevin McCarthy became Speaker of the House of Representatives (third in line to the Presidency) in January 2023, but it took more rounds of voting than any such selection process since 1859. He only lasted until October before being ousted, the first time in the history of the House that a Speaker was successfully removed. It then took four days of cajoling before Louisiana’s Mike Johnson received the gavel, with Democrats laughing the whole time.
Middle East Unrest
In October 2023 the Palestinian terrorist group Hamas invaded Israel. The surprising thing has been the amount of pro-Palestine protests here in the United States. I cannot present an authoritative history lesson on The Middle East, but I know that Israel is God’s Chosen People and an American ally. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised any longer by the effects of our modern “progressive” education system.
Canadian & Hawaii Wildfires
The 2023 wildfire season saw the most area burned in Canada’s recorded history, beginning in March and intensifying in June, with an ongoing, record-setting series of fires affecting every province. In early August 2023, a series of wildfires broke out in Hawaii, predominantly on the island of Maui. The wind-driven fires prompted evacuations, caused widespread damage, and killed at least 100 people. But don’t worry…billionaires Oprah “Satan’s Favorite Talk Show Host” Winfrey & future President Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson were on the scene with a plan to rebuild Maui with YOUR money while they get all the glory.h
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Ukraine. I don’t know…something smells fishy. It’s become quite fashionable to put the Ukraine flag on social media profiles to show how compassionate a person believes themselves to be, as if they’re supporting the local soup kitchen or saving cute little puppies. However, the truth is that Ukraine, led by Volodymyr Zelenskyy, a former comedian & actor with a fondness for comfie sweatshirts, isn’t that much better than the evil Russian Empire, led by Vladimir Putin. I don’t think most American citizens have any clue what they’re supporting, and I am damn sure that none of us know what all those billions of dollars we’re passing out like candy is really being spent on.

Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor (the first female to serve on The Court)…..legendary game show host (The Price is Right), actor (Happy Gilmore), & animal rights advocate Bob Barker…former First Lady Rosalynn Carter…groundbreaking television writer & producer Norman Lear (All in the Family, The Jeffersons, Sanford & Son)…singers/musicians Jimmy Buffett, Tina Turner, Tony Bennett, Gary Rossington (Lynyrd Skynyrd), Jeff Beck, Charlie Thomas (The Drifters), David Crosby, Robbie Bachman (Bachman-Turner Overdrive), Wayne Shorter, Fred White (Earth, Wind, & Fire), Harry Belafonte, Gordon Lightfoot, Sinead O’Connor, Robbie Robertson (The Band), Bernie Marsden (Whitesnake), Steve Harwell (Smash Mouth), Mylon LeFevre, Roger Whittaker, and Rudolph Isley (The Isley Brothers)…infamous talk show host Jerry Springer…former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger…comedian Shecky Greene…NFL Hall of Fame running back Jim Brown & NBA Hall of Fame player/coach/executive Willis Reed…astronaut Ken Mattingly (portrayed in Apollo 13 by Gary Sinise)…daredevil Robbie Knievel…heiress & singer Lisa Marie Presley…former pro football executives Bobby Beathard (Washington Redskins, San Diego Chargers), Dick Haley (Pittsburgh Steelers), and Gil Brandt (Dallas Cowboys)…actresses Suzanne Somers (Three’s Company, Step By Step), Melinda Dillon (A Christmas Story, Slap Shot), Cindy Williams (Laverne & Shirley, American Graffiti), Raquel Welch (The Three Musketeers, Right to Die), Jaclyn Zeman (General Hospital), Arleen Sorkin (Days of Our Lives, Batman: The Animated Series), Stella Stevens (The Nutty Professor, The Poseidon Adventure), Lisa Loring (The Addams Family, As the World Turns), Gina Lollobrigida (a variety of Italian films), Annie Wersching (General Hospital), Carole Cook (Sixteen Candles), Barbara Bosson (Hill Street Blues, The Last Starfighter), Inga Swenson (Benson), Nancy Frangione (Another World), Cindy Morgan (Caddyshack), Piper Laurie (The Hustler, Carrie, Twin Peaks), and Frances Sternhagen (Cheers, Doc Hollywood)…Ted Kaczynski (aka The Unabomber)…NASCAR legend Cale Yarborough…Grammy winning musician (The Eagles) & songwriter (Take it to the Limit) Randy Meisner and songwriter & drummer (Kool & The Gang) George “Funky” Brown (Celebration, Ladies’ Night)…NHL Hall of Famer Bobby Hull (Chicago Blackhawks, Winnipeg Jets), MLB Hall of Famers Brooks Robinson (Baltimore Orioles) & Sal Bando (Oakland A’s), and NFL Hall of Famers Dick Butkus (Chicago Bears) & Joe Kapp (Minnesota Vikings)…televangelists Pat Robertson & Charles Stanley…poker champion Doyle Brunson…pastor & author Tim Keller…songwriters/composers Barrett Stone (I Heard It Through the Grapevine, Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone), Burt Bacharach (There’s Always Something There to Remind Me,The Look of Love, I Say a Little Prayer, Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head, Arthur’s Theme, That’s What Friends Are For), Jim Gordon (Layla), Bobby Caldwell (The Next Time I Fall), Cynthia Weil (You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’, Somewhere Out There), Gary Wright (Dream Weaver)…sportscasters Stan Savran, Billy Packer, Tim McCarver, and Ken Squier…actors Matthew Perry (Friends, Fools Rush In), Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine, The Santa Clause 3, Edward Scissorhands, Glengarry Glen Ross), Tyler Christopher (General Hospital), Richard Moll (Night Court), Adam Rich (Eight is Enough), Billy Miller (The Young & Restless, General Hospital), Lance Kerwin (James at 15), Tom Sizemore (Striking Distance, Saving Private Ryan), Robert Blake (Baretta), Richard Belzer (Law & Order: SVU, Homicide: Life on the Street), Michael Lerner (Eight Men Out, Elf), Treat Williams (1941, Once Upon a Time in America), Nicolas Coster (Santa Barbara, All the President’s Men), Julian Sands (Ocean’s Thirteen), Frederic Forrest (Apocalypse Now), Marc Gilpin (Jaws), Paul Reubens (The Blues Brothers, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse), Johnny Hardwick (King of the Hill), Ron Cephas Jones (This Is Us), Maurice Hines (The Cotton Club), Sir Michael Gambon (Harry Potter), Richard Roundtree (Shaft), Burt Young (Rocky), Joss Ackland (Lethal Weapon 2), Andre Braugher (Homicide: Life on the Street, Brooklyn Nine–Nine), Tom Wilkinson (The Full Monty, Recount, The Patriot), Kamar de los Reyes (One Life to Live), and Ryan O’Neal (Love Story, Paper Moon)…cartoonist Chris Browne (Hagar the Horrible)…astronaut Frank Borman…Food Network host Bobby Rivers…pro wrestlers Terry Funk, “Superstar” Billy Graham, The Iron Sheik, Jay Briscoe, “Leaping” Lanny Poffo, Windham Rotunda (aka Bray Wyatt), Jeff Gaylord, Butch Miller (The Bushwhackers), Darren Drozdov, “Exotic” Adrian Street, Sheik Adnan Al-Kaissey, Brett Sawyer, Killer Khan, and promoter Jerry Jarrett…comedian & musician Tom Smothers…engineer Gaston Glock (creator of the Glock pistol)…former U.S. Congresswoman Pat Schroeder (Colorado), former Connecticut Governor & Senator Lowell Weicker, former New Mexico Governor & UN Ambassador Bill Richardson, former mayor of San Francisco & U.S. Congresswoman Dianne Feinstein (California), and former U.S. Senator (Wisconsin), Milwaukee Bucks owner, & Kohl’s Department Store founder Herb Kohl…former basketball coaches Bobby Knight (Indiana Hoosiers, Texas Tech Red Raiders), Chris Ford (Boston Celtics), Terry Holland (Virginia Cavaliers), Billy Hahn (WV Mountaineers), Denny Crum (Louisville Cardinals), Brendan Malone (Detroit Pistons, Toronto Raptors), & Joey Meyer (DePaul Blue Demons) and former football coaches Vince Tobin (Arizona Cardinals) & Hall-of-Famer Bud Grant (Minnesota Vikings)…authors John Jakes (North & South) & Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian, No Country for Old Men, The Road)…former Carolina Panthers owner Jerry Richardson…TV director Peter Werner (Academy Award winner in 1976 for Best Live Action Short Film)…Dancing with the Stars judge Len Goodman…former NFL referee Art McNally…stuntman George Wilbur (Halloween)…Heisman Trophy winners & former NFL players Johnny Lujack & Charles White, former NFL players & TV pitchmen Conrad Dobler and Walt Garrison, retired NFL players Ryan Mallett (New England Patriots), Clark Haggans (Pittsburgh Steelers), Sean Dawkins (Indianapolis Colts), Alex Collins (Seattle Seahawks, Baltimore Ravens), Mike Williams (Tampa Bay Buccaneers), Russ Francis (New England Patriots, San Francisco 49ers), and Frank Wycheck (Tennessee Titans)…political satirist Mark Russell…Bob Lee (founder of CashApp)…former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi…former PGA golfers Don January & Andy Bean…cinematographer Bill Butler (Jaws, Grease) & Oscar winning screenwriter Bo Goldman (One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Scent of a Woman)…journeyman NBA players Felton Spencer & Eric Montross…The View producer Bill Geddie…comedian Pat Cooper…former WV Supreme Court Justice Warren McGraw…former MLB players Dick Groat (Pittsburgh Pirates), Tim Wakefield (Pittsburgh Pirates, Boston Red Sox), & Vida Blue (Oakland A’s) and manager Pat Corrales (Cleveland Indians)

















One may make an assumption that Batman & Robin is included in this competition for the same reason films like Showgirls & Very Bad Things have been thrown a bone…because they are so dreadful that their sheer awfulness prompted a level of negative buzz that warrants discussion (kind of like how Cabbage Patch Dolls were considered so ugly they’re cute). That is partially true. However, as a huge fan of all things Batman I must also opine that it’s not really as bad of a movie as many seem to think. In 1995 Joel Schumacher took the reins of the franchise after Tim Burton was asked to step back from the director’s chair because the studio wasn’t happy with the box office for Batman Returns in 1992. Schumacher had already done St. Elmo’s Fire, The Lost Boys, & the John Grisham adaptation The Client, so there was reason to believe that he wasn’t a decent choice, and 1995’s Batman Forever did little to dissuade that notion. But then, after Val Kilmer decided not to reprise his one stint as The Caped Crusader for various reasons, George Clooney got the job. Clooney was still doing the TV show ER but had begun his movie career as well. Schumacher wanted to pay homage to the kitschy 1960’s Batman television show, so he decided the tone of his films would be more colorful & humorous than its predecessors, and though no one seemed to have much of an issue with the more cartoonish vibe of Batman Forever, it seems to be a point of contention when it comes to Batman & Robin. On paper the cast is top notch…Clooney, Schwarzenegger, Thurman, Silverstone…but critically it bombed & commercially didn’t fare as well as the previous films in the series. I remember seeing it in the theater with my best buddy Greg and thinking that it was aurally & visually obnoxious…an assault on the senses. However, when watching Batman & Robin on video…in the comfort of one’s own home where you can control the volume & the lighting…it’s much more palatable. In hindsight the movie suffered from comparisons with its forerunners, and as the fourth film in a series with two directors and three leading men there was a lack of stability that fans found unsettling. In a game of “One of These Things Isn’t Like the Others” it sticks out like a sore thumb…but on its own merits it is harmless cinematic fluff that is acceptably entertaining. Swingers was
written by Jon Favreau, and was the first starring role for both he & Vaughn. The plot isn’t necessarily as important as the vibe, with the story revolving around a group of underemployed actors in 1990’s Los Angeles, a period when 60’s era swing music was experiencing a revival. The soundtrack is top notch, with tunes from the likes of Dean Martin, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Bobby Darin, & Sammy Davis Jr. There is a portion of the film that takes place in Las Vegas, and y’all know that tickles my fancy. Swingers isn’t a thought-provoking masterpiece that will cause one to ponder deep & philosophical questions of life, but it oozes cool and is quite quotable. Critic Roger Ebert called it “sweet, funny, observant, & goofy”, and I concur.
returns as the titular father who must deal with the concurrent pregnancies of his daughter and middle-aged wife. Martin Short is given a bigger role in the sequel after an amusing turn as an eccentric wedding planner in the first film. FotB 2 ranked 17th at the box office in 1995, ahead of some well-regarded movies like Braveheart, Clueless, Casino, Dead Man Walking, The Usual Suspects, & Leaving Las Vegas. It holds a 50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, with critic Roger Ebert opining “movies like this butter us up so well that we’d feel like a grouch criticizing them”, adding that the movie is “warm & fuzzy, and has some good laughs & a lot of sweetness” before concluding that “I had the unmistakable feeling, toward the end of this film, that they may be reaching the end of this particular road and that there may be new horizons to investigate”. Other critics said things like “Short is trotted back out for more of his mincing shtick…a pretty feeble way to keep his character in the story”, “starts off weak but finishes strong…wacky & weepy, silly & sweet”, and “the strengths of these films are not so much laughs as sincerity & heart”. What About Bob? is a dark comedy about a psychiatric patient who stalks his therapist on vacation and befriends the doctor’s family, which upsets the arrogant shrink to the point that he becomes unhinged & ends up in a catatonic state. Bill Murray apparently doesn’t work & play well with others in real life, and nearly two decades after the film was released Richard Dreyfuss said of Murray “Terribly unpleasant experience. We didn’t get along, me and Bill Murray, but I’ve got to give it to him…I don’t like him, but he makes me laugh even now.”, which kind of sums up my feelings about
Murray. I’m not a huge fan, but I give credit where it is due in that he is a talented actor who has been in some memorable movies. I’m just not sure that What About Bob? is one of them. It was the 19th highest grossing film of 1991 and holds an 83% score on Rotten Tomatoes, with The Washington Post proclaiming it “one comic session strung to feature-length breaking point”, while Entertainment Weekly states that it “begins as a rambunctious satire…but turns into little more than a pleasant one-joke movie.”
The only issue I have with the Lethal Weapon series is that it is easy to get the plots confused. They all star Mel Gibson & Danny Glover as a pair of mismatched cops fighting nefarious criminals, with the latter two films adding Rene Russo as a love interest for Gibson and 2, 3, & 4 having Joe Pesci as an annoying reformed criminal. In the third installment Riggs & Murtaugh track down a dirty cop who has become an arms dealer. A subplot involves the budding romance between Riggs and internal affairs officer Lorna Cole. LW3 was the fourth highest grossing film of 1992 and had the best box office of any film in the series. It has a 57% score on Rotten Tomatoes, with Ebert opining that “we miss the sense of invention that brightened the earlier movies…this one falls back on experience & craftsmanship”, and Peter Travers of Rolling Stone calling the film “mediocrity wielded by experts”. Those are fair assessments in that we
don’t necessarily keep going back to series like Lethal Weapon for innovative storytelling or fresh ideas…we have developed a deep fondness for familiar characters and the actors who portray them. Airheads is an example of the earlier work of guys like Sandler, Buscemi, Fraser, & Mantegna. It is a mildly entertaining tale about an unsuccessful garage band who takes an L.A. radio station hostage in an effort to get their demo tape played. It has a 21% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and ranked 138th at the box office in 1994, which was atleast better than something called Spanking the Monkey.
I love a good biopic. Let’s face it…if a movie is being made about a person’s life story it is a fair assumption that the person & their life was noteworthy and/or interesting. Whether the movie tickles one’s fancy largely depends on the level of curiosity about the subject, and I am old enough to have some degree of fascination with Andy Kaufmann. I am not a big Jim Carrey fan, but do recognize that he has a fair amount of talent when given the right material. Man on the Moon derives its title from a 1992 song by alt-rock band REM that was written as a tribute to Kaufman. The movie follows Kaufman’s rise from struggling night club act to infamous sitcom star thru his death from cancer at age 35. There are some questionable decisions made (like the cast of the sitcom Taxi portraying their 1970’s selves fifteen years later) that negatively impact one’s overall impression of the film, but praise for Carrey’s performance as Kaufman is nearly universal, to the point that he won the Golden Globe for Best Actor. In the Line of
Fire is a criminally underappreciated movie about a guilt ridden Secret Service agent whose failure to save JFK’s life has messed with him for three decades. The agent gets another chance when a deranged former CIA assassin threatens the current President. The conclusion is somewhat predictable, but the ride getting there is lots of fun. I’ve never been a bigtime Eastwood fan simply because he typically stars in westerns & cop films that aren’t really in my wheelhouse, but for some reason I find this particular movie compelling.
I think we’ve established the fact that I have a type. If I am in vegg mode and doing some couch potatoing on a lazy afternoon I gravitate toward breezy comedies with pleasant characters and a charming plot. That’s my jam and I’m not sorry. Grumpier Old Men is a follow-up to the 1993 original and finds our two favorite cantankerous geezers resuming hostilities in the frozen tundra of Wabasha, MN. Things have calmed down between John Gustafson & Max Goldman, with John now happily married to Ariel (who moved into the neighborhood in the first film) and the two men’s offspring…Gustafson’s daughter Melanie and Goldman’s son Jacob…set to get married. But an alluring Italian divorcee moves into the neighborhood and all hell hilariously breaks loose once again. The cast is terrific, proof that not everyone has to be a gorgeous 20something for a movie to be good. Old-timer Burgess Meredith is the unsung hero once again, stealing the show at 87 years of age. It was the 20th highest grossing film of 1995 but only has a 17% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. By 1997 hit TV show Friends was only in its fourth season (not even halfway thru its decade long run) but the cast was already beginning feature film careers. Matthew Perry’s first leading man role was Fools Rush In, about a NY City architect who has a one night stand in Vegas while he is there supervising the construction of a night club. The vivacious young lady shows up at his door a few months later with a bun in the oven, and simply wants to introduce him to her close-knit & very
traditional Mexican family so that when she breaks the news about her pregnancy she’ll be able to tell them they’ve met the baby’s father. The city boy is enchanted by the beautiful woman and her family ties, and in short order the two have a quickie wedding and move in together. Of course the culture clash is inevitable, especially when his snooty parents show up, and as tends to happen in rom-coms the couple fight, break up, & eventually reunite just in time to welcome their child into the world. It’s all very sweet & predictable, but I’m okay with that. Fools Rush In was the 70th highest grossing film of 1997 and has a 33% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Galaxy Quest works on multiple levels. It’s a comedy. It’s a sci-fi adventure. And it is a spoof. Allen, Weaver, Rickman, et al portray the cast of a Star Trek-esque TV show that was cancelled long ago but still has a community of hardcore fans that hold conventions & such, many of which the actors attend because they’ve been typecast and aren’t able to make any kind of money otherwise. The “captain” still basks in the glow of his small slice of fame, but the rest of the crew is really just over the whole deal. But then a strange thing happens…they find themselves caught up in an actual outer space adventure when a well-meaning group of aliens mistakenly believes the TV show to be real life and thinks the crew can save their species…or something like that. I suspect that Trekkies & other sci-fi nerds are the only audience that can truly appreciate everything Galaxy Quest has to offer, but perhaps those who just enjoy good popcorn cinema are entertained by it as well. The Bodyguard was a big deal back in 1992 because Whitney Houston was at the top of
the music charts and was transitioning into acting with her first film role. Houston portrays a famous singer (not much of a stretch) who gains a former Secret Service agent as a bodyguard after being nominated for an Academy Award and being sent death threats by a mysterious stalker. Unsurprisingly the singer & the bodyguard fall for each other, and naturally the audience loves it because of the undeniable charm and chemistry of Houston & Costner. The Bodyguard has a little something for everyone…mystery, suspense, action, romance, drama…and gave us what…to my knowledge…is still the best-selling movie soundtrack of all time.
Keanu Reeves first came into our pop culture consciousness in the late 1980’s as Valley Boy slacker Theodore Logan in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. But since one can’t portray dimwitted high schoolers forever he moved on to more serious roles in Point Break and My Own Private Idaho. And then came Speed. The thriller about a bus rigged with a bomb programmed to explode if it slows down below 50 mph thrust Reeves into superstardom and also introduced the world to Sandra Bullock. It was the 8th highest grossing film of 1994 and has an exceptional 94% Rotten Tomatoes score. Dazed & Confused is a Hindsight Film, meaning that it has remained relevant in large part based on what several of its young stars went on to become…especially McConaughey & Affleck. The movie itself is a slice of life look at the last day of school for a bunch of high schoolers in Austin, TX. It is set in 1976 so there is a lot of pot smoking, cruising, & hazing of younger students…things that wouldn’t fly in our modern PC purgatory, and had even diminished by the late 80’s
when I was in high school. Dazed & Confused isn’t as much about a particular plot as it is about capturing a mood and painting a picture of an era, which it does really well. The cast is…obviously…stellar, and the soundtrack (featuring songs by Foghat, ZZ Top, Alice Cooper, Ted Nugent, Deep Purple, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kiss, & Black Sabbath) is terrific. It was only the 121st highest grossing film of 1993 but has become a cult classic in the ensuing years. It has a 93% score on Rotten Tomatoes, with Ebert referring to it as “art crossed with anthropology” and Rolling Stone calling it “the ultimate party movie…loud, crude, socially irresponsible, & totally irresistible”.
The Addams Family made their debut in a series of cartoons published in The New Yorker beginning in 1938. In the 1960’s the kooky clan came to television for two seasons, and although the show was cancelled due to poor ratings it lived on in syndication, to the point that I was watching it as a kid growing up in the 80’s. The Addams Family finally came to the big screen in 1991 in a tale that finds a greedy lawyer & a con artist scheming to get ahold of the Addams fortune that is hidden deep in the bowels of their creepy mansion. The con artist’s son just happens to look like Gomez Addams’ brother Uncle Fester who has been MIA for 25 years, so there’s your plot. Hijinks ensue and of course the evil plan goes off the rails, all in the midst of the oddball family’s usual weirdness. The cast is superb, the movie is entertaining enough, and critics didn’t completely hate it. The Addams Family was the 7th high grossing film of 1991 and its Rotten Tomatoes score of 63% is fairly solid. The New York Times said that its “aimlessness & repetitiveness eventually become draining”, Variety opined that “despite inspired casting and nifty visual trappings the eagerly awaited Addams Family figures as a major disappointment”, and Ebert observed that “there are a lot of little smiles and many chuckles & grins, but they don’t add up to much”. Conversely, the Austin Chronicle gushed that “it’s hard to imagine a better screen adaptation of this queer household….Charles Addams would have been proud”, while the BBC complimented the cast, saying that it “elevates this film from flimsy to sheer delight”. Saving Private Ryan is a totally different kind of movie from its competition. It is a gritty & unflinching look at D-Day and its aftermath when a team of U.S. Army rangers are given the task of finding & rescuing Private James
Ryan, whose three brothers have all been killed in the war making him the only son remaining. The mission isn’t easy and there is violence & death along the way. This is not a romantic, sanitized, family friendly war movie, though I don’t feel like it is gratuitous either…it’s just very very candid. I won’t spoil the ending, but it is poignant & impactful. Saving Private Ryan was the highest grossing film of 1998, has an amazing Rotten Tomatoes score of 92%, & was nominated for 11 Academy Awards. It won five of those Oscars, including Spielberg’s second Best Director award. It was nominated for Best Picture but lost to Shakespeare in Love, which in retrospect might be the biggest travesty in award show history.




















