200 Questions: Somewhat Personal Questions to Get to Know Someone

I must admit that, though I always enjoy doing these types of exercises, this one is a) much longer & more involved than I anticipated, and b) probes much deeper than I expected. A few of these questions have dredged up thoughts & feelings that I’ve been pretty successful at burying for awhile. I’m not complaining though. It’s important to really find out what makes a person tick, and even moreso to understand yourself, so in that respect this is a really healthy & cathartic task. I apologize for the length of these entries, which are more extensive than what I normally prefer to post even after I broke the questionnaire down into parts. Also, though most of the questions are really interesting & provocative, some are head scratchers that I’ve admittedly not answered all that well, and for that I apologize. At any rate, if you haven’t perused Part 1 please take a few minutes to do so when you have some free time, and ponder what your answers to these questions might be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What question can you ask to find out the most about a person?

Getting to know a person requires time. I don’t think it can be boiled down to just one question. It takes many questions, as well as observation.

 

 

When was the last time you changed your opinion / belief about something major?

I’m not sure to be honest. My core beliefs are pretty steadfast. That being said, I am a reasonable man and willing to listen to others & discuss issues. There is always the chance that someone or something could change my mind about one thing or another.

 

What was the best compliment you’ve received?

Back in college a group of fraternity brothers & I were going into a bar that had been converted from an old house, and the front entrance was not handicapped accessible. The guys forged ahead and I was just kind of sitting there. One of them turned back and suddenly realized the situation. He apologized and said “I honestly just forget that you are in a wheelchair”, which I thought was very cool.

 

As the only human left on Earth, what would you do?

Find food & shelter. And pray…alot.

 

 

 

Who inspires you to be better?

My faith inspires me to be better today than I was yesterday and do better tomorrow than I did today. I admire & respect many people, but they have their own lives to lead and I can’t live for them. However, God gave his only Son so that I should have eternal life and Jesus died for my sins, so I feel like I owe them that respect.

 

 

What do you want your epitaph to be?

I prefer not to think of such morbid things.

 

 

 

What did you think you would grow out of but haven’t?

I thought I might develop healthier eating habits someday, but it turns out I just really enjoy food.

 

 

 

In what situation or place would you feel the most out of place in?

It never ceases to amaze me that I tend to feel loneliest in a crowded room, usually surrounded by people that theoretically like me, but the truth is they are merely courteous & polite…they don’t really see me or know me.

 

 

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done that actually turned out pretty well?

Well, I drank a lot in college and didn’t die, so I’ve got that going for me. Like everyone else I do my share of stupid things, but I’m the type of person who then imagines the worst case scenario and beats myself up worse than anybody, so then in reality things usually shake out better than I thought.

 

 

They say that everyone has a book in them. What would your book be about?

I have a few ideas.

 

 

 

What is something you will NEVER do again?

I ate escargot once, which was a bad idea. But generally…never say never.

 

 

What do you spend the most time thinking about?

I’m not sure there is one specific thing. My thoughts bounce around a lot depending on various stimuli. My friend The Owl calls it “living in your own head”.

 

 

What are some of the events in your life that made you who you are?

I’m sure I’m not the only person in the world that has had positive & negative events that have impacted my life. On the negative side I don’t think I’ve ever gotten past the death of my mother 17 years ago, and a car accident about 20 years ago has devastated me in ways that no one…not even my closest family…will ever understand. I have also had a few health issues that have significantly affected my lifestyle. On the positive side I have had tremendous familial relationships and friendships that have shaped & molded me. My collegiate experience was the best time of my life during which I learned much that I still carry with me.

 

What do you wish your brain was better at doing?

I wish I was more motivated & less of a procrastinator.

 

 

 

 

There are two types of people in this world. What are the two types?

Men & women…contrary to modern day interpretations of such things.

 

 

 

  What is the strangest thing you have come across?

I see strange things every day. Not much surprises me anymore.

 

 

What is something you are certain you’ll never experience?

Marriage. Being a father.

 

 

 

 

What dumb accomplishment are you most proud of?

I was a multiple time spelling bee champion in grade school & junior high. As an adult that’s pretty meaningless, but I’m still proud of those victories.

 

 

If you could make one rule that everyone had to follow, what rule would you make?

Everyone would be restricted to two marriages. If you get married & divorced twice you’re done…no third chance.

 

 

 

 

What are you addicted to?

Sadly, social media. Probably because much of the time there’s nothing else better to do. Oh, and chocolate…I can’t forget chocolate.

 

 

 

What stereotype do you completely live up to?

I don’t think I fit into any stereotypes, and God knows the circumstances of my life have provided ample opportunity to do so.

 

 

 

What is something you can never seem to finish?

I have a bad habit of getting into 4 or 5 books at once and it might take me months or even years to finish one.

 

 

As you get older, what are you becoming more and more afraid of?

I spent some time…6 months…in a “skilled” nursing facility at the age of 33. I know as I get older that the possibility of ending up in one of those places for the long haul becomes all too real, and I don’t even want to think about it.

 

What is one of your favorite smells?

I love the smell of my beautiful dog Rocco.

 

 

What would be the scariest monster you could imagine?

The love child of Hillary Clinton & Oprah Winfrey.

 

 

 

What song or artist do you like but rarely admit to liking?

I really like N’Sync and some of Justin Timberlake’s solo stuff.

 

 

What would you do if you knew you were going to die in one hour?

Call my Dad & sister.

 

 

 

What book impacted you the most?

Lots of books have had a positive impact on my life.

 

 

 

If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

Vincent. Although I like my name just fine.

 

 

 

If life is a game, like some people say, what are some of the rules?

The Ten Commandments

 

 

Who is / was your most interesting friend?

My friend Greg & our friend The Owl are unique dudes.

 

 

 

Have you ever given to any charities?

Of course

 

 

What is something that your friends would consider “so you”?

I’m not sure…you’d need to ask them.

 

 

 

What risks are worth taking?

That’s a matter of personal opinion. Everyone has different things they consider important. Personally I am risk averse, which has probably been to my detriment.

 

 

What can you not get right, no matter how many times you try?

I can’t seem to get the whole meeting women & dating thing down. Of course I haven’t really tried all that hard.

 

 

If you could convince everyone in the world to do one thing at one point in time, what would that thing be?

Wow…that sounds like quite the undertaking. Heck, I can’t even get a couple of my buddies to go to Vegas with me, so I doubt I could get “everyone in the world” to do something. And I can’t even fathom what one thing I’d have everybody do.

 

What do you take for granted?

I try not to take anything for granted, although I am sure those who know me might be able to come up with a couple of things.

 

What would be some of the most annoying things about having yourself as a roommate?

My sleeping habits are horrible. I am a night owl, but then sometimes even when I don’t go to sleep til 4am I’m still up by 9am. And if that happens I’ll probably need to take an afternoon nap. Other than that I don’t believe I’d be a horrible roommate. I don’t drink, do drugs, or “party”. I’m not a neat freak but I’m not a slob either. I am fairly easy going & quiet.

 

What’s something you are self-conscious about?

My weight. I need to shed 75-100 lbs.

 

 

 

What personality trait do you value most and which do you dislike the most?

I like that I’m a good listener & mostly easy to get along with. I hate that I am a procrastinator & lean toward being lazy.

 

 

What small gesture from a stranger made a big impact on you?

Little things mean a lot. A smile. A friendly hello. A firm handshake. Saying “please” & “thank you”. It’s not hard to be a decent person, but it’s not as common as it should be.

 

What gets you fired up?

Politics. I have very strong opinions and can easily be sucked into a debate/argument, but it’s almost always a no-win situation no matter how right I know I am.

 

 

What challenging thing are you working through these days?

Nothing big. Not one particularly dominant thing. Just facing the little day to day annoyances that we all must overcome.

 

 

 

What irrational fear do you have?

I was in a car accident about 20 years ago. Because I need hand controls on a vehicle it took a couple of weeks to get a new car & new hand controls. In that time the whole idea that I could have died overcame me, and I developed a driving phobia that has gotten worse over time. I have a very limited comfort zone and do NOT travel outside of it. I have missed out on a number of events in the past two decades, and my social life is severely limited. To be honest I don’t even think I’d be living in WV and have the small little financially challenged life that I do if it weren’t for that accident and the resulting phobia. I probably would have moved out of state, had some level of professional success, maybe went back to school, and likely gotten married & had kids. You might think I am exaggerating, but I assure you…I am not.

 

What’s the best and worst piece of advice you’ve ever received?

My father used to tell me when I was a kid that even though people were nice to me, pat me on the head (cause people do that to handicapped children…seriously), & express sympathy for “the poor little crippled boy”, that they hadn’t walked ten feet before they’d forgotten all about me because they’ve got their own problems. It might sound harsh, but it’s 100% true and very humbling. The world doesn’t owe me anything and I don’t expect anything from anyone. Many people are polite and even nice, but very few actually take the time to get to know me or genuinely care beyond courteous social interaction. And that not only applies to me…it’s universally true. That doesn’t make anyone “bad”, it just means we’re all selfish & caught up in our own stuff. It is what it is and that’s okay. As far as bad advice, I feel like my advisors & professors in college failed to guide me in any meaningful way, and upon graduating I was just kind of left twisting in the wind without much direction, ill prepared for the realities of being a working adult.

 

If you had a clock that would countdown to any one event of your choosing, what event would you want it to countdown to?

I want to go to Vegas dangit!! Who’s coming with me??

 

What makes a good life?

Faith. Family. Friends. Professional fulfillment. A decent place to live. Financial stability. The occasional adventure.

 

What do you strongly suspect but have no proof of?

That George Soros is a puppetmaster on a scale that few realize.

 

 

 

What’s the last adventure you went on?

I’m not very adventurous. I wouldn’t mind changing that.

 

 

 

When do you feel truly “alive”?

Usually very late at night. I’m weird like that.

 

 

 

What was the most memorable gift you’ve received?

I’ve gotten lots of nice gifts for birthdays & Christmases over the years. I’m not sure there’s one that stands out above any other.

 

 

What chapters would you separate your autobiography into?

Interesting question.

  1. Childhood
  2. The Teen Years
  3. The College Years
  4. The Accident
  5. The Depression
  6. The Infocision Years
  7. Losing Mom
  8. My Unfortunate Incarceration
  9. The Rocco Chronicles
  10. The Hotline
  11. Middle Age

 

What do you like most about your family?

My family is fairly normal. My Mom passed away 17 years ago. My Dad is getting older so he’s not as strong & energetic as he once was, but he’s always been there for us. He’s easygoing & low key, just like me. He’s not extroverted by any means, but handles himself well in social situations…alot like me. He has given me lots of profound advice over the years. He doesn’t have a master’s degree or some fancy job, but he’s a heck of a Life 101 professor. My sister has had some rough times, but she’s there when we need her too. My two nephews are young men now and finding their own way. My grandparents are all gone but I have such fond memories of them. It’s difficult to pinpoint one specific thing I like most about my family. They’re my family…I love them, always have & always will. We’re not perfect but I don’t think we’ve ever been dysfunctional. I didn’t realize until I was an adult and had spent some time out in the world how fortunate I am to have the family that I do.

 

What do you hope your last words will be?

This is kind of like the epitaph thing…morbid. Let’s move on.

 

 

 

What stat for your life would you most like to see?

I’m not really into stats. Life isn’t a competition. It isn’t productive to keep score and compare yourself to others.

 

 

 

What are three of the most significant numbers in your life?

I used to keep track of how many surgeries I’d had, but I lost count. I think it’s 28.

6/9/95. That’s the day my life changed forever, and not in a good way. I’ll leave it at that.

795 is my fraternity roster number. The number itself is unimportant, but it symbolizes what I consider to be the best years of my life.

 

What could you do with two million dollars to impact the most amount of people?

I would certainly do my due diligence if I came into that kind of money. Admittedly I would keep a big chunk for myself, but there are family & friends that I’d like to help. And I suppose if I were to make some wise investments and grow the money I could help even more people.

 

If you were put into solitary confinement for six months, what would you do to stay sane?

I have actually had that experience…kind of. I call it My Unfortunate Incarceration. In 2006 I developed an ulcer on my tailbone. I spent a month in the hospital, six months in a “skilled” nursing facility, a year homebound except for doctor appointments, another stretch in a different hospital recovering from surgery, another month in a different “skilled” nursing facility, then a few more months recovering at home. All told I was laid up for about two years in my early 30’s. Someone actually asked me at the time how I was handling it because they would’ve been bashing their head against a wall. It was lonely to an extent, although I did have frequent visits from my father & sister and a few friends occasionally. I also had cable, internet, & lots of books to read.

 

What’s something horrible that everyone should try at least once?

It depends on what one defines as horrible. What I consider horrible you might think is just dandy. I think we should all try lots of different things. After all, how do we truly know something is horrible unless we’ve experienced it??

 

What fact are your resigned to?

The fact that I am unlikely to ever marry, have children, or own a home.

 

 

 

Have you ever saved someone’s life?

Not that I am aware of.

 

 

 

What were some of the turning points in your life?

June 9, 1995. That’s the day I left my college town of Huntington, WV and returned to my hometown. It is the worst decision I’ve ever made.

June 20, 1996. That’s the day I had the auto accident that negatively impacts me to this day.

February 23, 2000. The day my mother died.

April 9, 2006. The day I landed in the hospital with an ulcer on my tailbone. It was the beginning of a two year saga that my father referred to…even at the time…as a “life changing event”.

 

What would a mirror opposite of yourself be like?

Hmmm…that’s a great question. So I suppose the opposite of me would be…thin, good looking, charming, confident, energetic, ambitious, left-brained, a born salesman, liberal, a rulebreaker, an adrenaline junkie, into partying, an ailurophile, a country music fan, and prefer healthy fruits & veggies over chocolate.

 

What are you really good at, but kind of embarrassed that you are good at it?

I’m not sure I’m particularly good at anything, but if I was why would I be embarrassed??

 

 

What are three interesting facts about you?

Oh heck…why stop at three??

 

Which of your scars has the best story behind it?

I have many scars. They’re all from various surgeries. I don’t think any of those stories are particularly fascinating.

 

 

What’s the title of the current chapter of your life?

Middle Age

 

 

What’s the hardest lesson you’ve learned?

No one lives forever.

 

 

What mistake do you keep making again and again?

I’m not as healthy as I could be, largely because of poor eating & other habits. On an intellectual level I know the kind of improvements I need to make, but I just can’t seem to resist the beguiling siren call of chocolate…and pizza…and pancakes…and root beer…and pasta…and ice cream…and……………………………………………………..

 

What do people think is weird about you?

I’m not sure…you’d need to ask them.

 

 

 

When people look at you, what do you think they see / think?

On the surface I am sure that most people see a fat guy in a wheelchair. That’s fine…I long ago came to peace with that. However, I hope that anyone who takes the time to get to know me sees a decent yet flawed human being who tries to do the right thing most of the time and treats people with respect, is reasonably intelligent, has a fairly good sense of humor, and lives by a deeply ingrained moral code & faith.

 

What have you created that you are most proud of?

The Manofesto

 

 

If you could make a 20 second phone call to yourself at any point in your life present or future, when would you call and what would you say?

I’d call myself the morning of my car accident 20 years ago and say “Drive careful on your way home from work today. Take it slow.” Or maybe…maybe…I’d call myself all the way back in the spring/early summer of 1995 when I was making the decision to leave my college hometown and move back into my parents’ house and say “Don’t do it. Stay there. Ride it out. Don’t give up…it will influence the rest of your life.”

 

What annoys you most about the in-groups you are a part of?

If I am a part of any “in groups” I am certainly not aware of it lol.

 

 

What do you have doubts about?

I have doubts about whether or not I am living up to God’s standards and truly exampling Christ. The fact that I even question myself about it tells me that I need to do better.

 

What do you want to be remembered for?

On a personal level I hope I am remembered as a good & decent person who treated everyone with respect. On a grander yet more superficial level I think it would be cool to write a great book and/or screenplay that people would still be enjoying long after I’m gone, and maybe win an award or two for my work.

 

What are some of your personal “rules” that you never break?

I try to follow God’s commands and the teachings of Jesus Christ. I can’t say that I never break those “rules”, but I try to do better each day.

 

 

What do you regret not doing or starting when you were younger?

A few things. I regret not continuing my education past college. I regret not being more financially responsible so that I could have more flexibility to do things I’d like to do. I regret not relocating out of my home state of West Virginia because as beautiful as it is in a number of ways there are no opportunities or future here. I regret not taking a chance with some ladies that might have been fantastic wives & mothers.

 

If you could have a never-ending candle that smelled like anything you wanted, what fragrance would you want it to be?

That’s a tough one. I have a few scented wax warmers in my apartment. I lean toward the food-ish smells like baked bread, apple pie, chocolate chip cookies, blueberry muffins, etc. I suppose if I had to narrow it down to one specific scent I’d go with vanilla. One can’t go wrong with vanilla.

 

What’s the best thing about you?

I always lean toward my sense of humor.

 

 

What bends your mind every time you think about it?

Bends my mind…..hmmmmm. Nothing really comes to mind. What an esoteric question!!

 

 

 

What’s the best thing you got from your parents?

My parents are/were awesome!! It’s hard to narrow this down to one thing. However, I think the most important thing my parents taught me is that the world doesn’t owe me anything because of my disability, that life can be cruel & unfair but one has to roll with the punches & overcome. They had another child…my older sister…that they had to be fair to, so I didn’t get any special treatment or receive a break just because I was disabled. There was discipline in our house!! That really helped me as I grew into adulthood. Now, it occurs to me that the intent of this question may mean what did you get from your parents genetically. In that regard I think I am a good blend of my father’s affable strength & my mother’s discreet yet fierce ethical decency.

 

What’s one responsibility you really wish you didn’t have?

A couple of things pop into my head. First, I wouldn’t mind having someone else handle my finances and pay my bills. I guess that’s what a financial planner and/or a spouse is for, and I have neither. Secondly, for the past two decades I have said that the first thing I would do if I ever came into a large sum of money would be to buy a limo and hire a driver. No more driving for this guy…let someone else deal with that craziness.

 

What is the “holy grail” of your life?

Jesus Christ

 

 

If your childhood had a smell, what would it be?

The smell of our kitchen as Mom made a home cooked meal. Baked steak & mashed potatoes w/gravy, spaghetti & meatballs, mac & cheese, and meatloaf were some of my favorites.

 

 

What are the top three things you want to accomplish before you die? How close are you to accomplishing them?

I’m past the point of being ambitious, and worldly accomplishments aren’t that important to me, but I suppose if I had to come up with three things I’d say a) write a book and/or screenplay, b) travel to Vegas, & c) see the ocean. They are all doable, but probably aren’t happening anytime soon.

 

 

What do you wish you could tell yourself 10 years ago? What do you think you’ll want to tell your current self 10 years from now?

Ten years ago I was homebound with an ulcer on my tailbone. If I could talk to myself from that time I would just convey the message that “this too shall pass” and reassure myself that I will come thru on the other side and resume my life. As for the other part of the equation, let’s just live one day at a time.

 

In your group of friends, what role do you play?

I have different groups that I am part of. I’m not really the leader of the pack in any scenario, but I can take charge and be the decision maker if necessary. Most usually I am The Voice of Reason, offering advice & suggestions from a rational & empathetic point of view.

 

Among your friends or family, what are you famous for?

I’m not sure I am famous for anything lol.

 

 

 

What is the biggest lesson you never learned?

I learn new things every day. Life is constant learning. If I were aware of a big lesson that I hadn’t learned I’d do my best to learn it.

 

 

What’s the most immature thing that you do?

procrastinate

 

 

If your life was a book, what would its title be?

Two Strikes. It emulates from something my father has always told me, that because of my health issues I always have two strikes against me.

 

 

What’s the best and worst thing about getting older?

The best thing is that most of the stupid stuff I did as a young man is behind me. I’ve learned and know better how to navigate the world. The worst thing(s) are physical. Getting older means moving a little slower, battling more issues, taking more medication, & not having quite as much pep as one may have had 10 or 20 years ago.

 

What’s something that happened or something that someone said that changed how you view the world?

When I was in college my friend Greg gave me a copy of Rush Limbaugh’s first book The Way Things Ought to Be, and it changed my perspective on many things.

 

 

What are you most likely very wrong about?

When I’m wrong I admit I am wrong. At the moment nothing comes to mind though.

 

 

 

If you had a personal flag, what would be on it?

I think it’d be neat to have a crest or coat of arms. Mine would have an eagle with a fountain pen with the words “wisdom”, “honor”, & “integrity” written below.

 

 

What lifestyle change have you been meaning to make for a while now?

I really need to lose a significant chunk of weight. Atleast 50, and more like 100 pounds. Easier said than done though.

 

 

 

What would be your spirit animal?

eagle

 

 

What incredibly strong opinion or belief do you have that is completely unimportant in the grand scheme of things?

I am a hardcore pro-life advocate. I believe that if someone doesn’t want to raise their child for whatever reason then there are tons of folks looking to adopt and provide that child a good life. The issue is certainly important, however since I am a man and unlikely to ever have a baby be a part of the equation in my life my personal opinion doesn’t really matter in any practical way. Also, I have come to the realization that Roe v. Wade has remained thru multiple Presidential administrations and various incarnations of the Supreme Court so it is unlikely to ever be overturned despite my objection to the ruling.

 

What chance encounter changed your life forever?

During my first few days on the campus of Marshall University I happened to run into a guy that had been a year ahead of me in high school. He & I weren’t good friends or anything, but had a passing acquaintance and I was happy to see a familiar face in a town where I knew absolutely nobody. He invited me to dinner at his fraternity house. I ended up rushing and joining that fraternity. It was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. I had a fantastic college experience and made lifelong friendships.

 

 

If you could have a video of any one event in your life, what event would you choose?

I would love to have a highlight video of my entire 4+ years in college. Kids these days take pics & videos of everything they do and share them on social media. They will truly appreciate having those memories recorded in the decades that follow. Unfortunately I went to school way before any of that stuff was even a thing, so very few photos or videos of all those good times exist, which makes me sad.

 

 

If you were forced to relive one 10-minute block of your life again and again for all eternity, what 10 minutes of your life would you choose?

I don’t think it would be possible for anyone…no matter how mundane their life may have been…to reduce any good memory down to a ten minute span of time. A year…yes. A day…maybe. But 10 minutes?? Not possible.

 

 

 

 

Okay, let’s take another breather. I’ll be back with the exciting conclusion in the near future.

Points of Ponderation…..Episode 13.17

A semi-regular attempt to address some of life’s minutiae that might otherwise be overlooked…..

 

 

 

 

 

I have a comfortable detachment from the idiocy that happens in the Hollywood community. Entertain me and I am generally willing to overlook whatever kind of stupidity they spew, which is why I’ve stopped watching late night television…they stopped being entertaining & crossed the line with their propaganda. Anyway, I’ve listened with some bemusement to all this Harvey Weinstein hullabaloo. I’m not sure why anyone is so surprised. We’ve all heard about the “casting couch” for decades, but somehow it’s supposed to shock me that the CEO of a movie studio was engaging in such activities instead of some low level producer or director?? I’m not the least bit astonished. What is funny…in an aggravating sort of way…is watching all of these morally bankrupt celebrities feign surprise and try to cover their ass. Come on folks…you play dress up & pretend for a living, yet you’re such terrible liars. I’m not really sure about fate, kismet, & all that jazz, but the irony that all of this is coming to light after so many folks out in Hollywood have aggressively condemned President Trump for his faults the past couple of years exposes their total hypocrisy.

 

 

So we just “celebrated” Columbus Day recently. The term celebration is used hesitantly because all it means in reality is that government offices are closed, so I’m glad the friendly neighborhood mail carrier atleast got to enjoy a day off. The United States first recognized the holiday in 1937, and it is actually celebrated in other places like Argentina, Venezuela, The Bahamas, Spain, & even Italy. The states of Alaska, Hawaii, Oregon, South Dakota, & Vermont don’t recognize Columbus Day, although a couple of those states celebrate an alternative called Discoverer’s Day, and a growing number of localities in wussified blue state America are promoting Indigenous People’s Day. This all stems from folks being all bent out of shape because Christopher Columbus was allegedly mean to peaceful & friendly Indians. Oops…I’m sorry…Native Americans. At any rate, this “controversy” got me to thinking. If we are going to rebrand holidays in an effort not to offend anyone by diminishing the accomplishments of imperfect people with a few skeletons in their closet why not go all in?? Since I am a solutions oriented guy allow me to offer some suggestions:

 

Dick Clark Appreciation Day. New Year’s Eve/Day is insulting to the old year that may have done nothing wrong.

 

 

#BlackLivesMatter Day. Sorry Martin Luther King, Jr…time to add some zest to this holiday.

 

 

 

We’re Sick of Winter Day. It is unfair to celebrate the groundhog above any other rodents. Plus, the supposed power to predict the weather is offensive to meteorologists.

 

 

Public Servants Day. Some of those mean Presidents owned slaves, raised taxes, & cheated on their wives. Abraham Lincoln was tall & lanky, which might offend fat people. Plus…Donald Trump!! Besides, why should Presidents get all the glory?? Big Government has a lot of moving parts that demand respect.

 

Candy & Flowers Day. Saint Valentine was…shhhh…a Christian. We can’t have that.

 

 

 

 

Bunnies & Eggs Day. Risen Savior?? Oh no…we can’t celebrate that!!

 

 

 

Irish Heritage Day. The same thought process applied to Saint Valentine must be used for Saint Patrick.

 

 

 

Stars Wars Day. Disney agrees to pay for President Trump’s Big Beautiful Wall, and in exchange Cinco de Mayo fades away into the sunset. May the Fourth be with you.

 

 

 

Decoration Day. Actually this was the original name for Memorial Day, and we’re going back to it because decorations are fun!!

 

 

Parents’ Day. Mother’s Day & Father’s Day may offend the transgender community.

 

 

 

July 4th. I suppose we kind of have this one covered already, don’t we?? We don’t want to offend the British, we just want to get drunk & blow stuff up.

 

 

 

Union Strong Day. Labor Omnia Vincit!!

 

 

 

Pumpkin Spice Day. Hey, it already dominates everything in the autumn. Besides, Halloween has pagan origins and it’s scary.

 

 

Santa Claus Day. We can rid ourselves of the pretense and stop offending non-Christians. Everybody wins. Well…almost everybody.

 

 

 

 

Since it’s not really a sports story, allow me to use this space to comment on Vice President Pence’s recent attendance at an Indianapolis Colts football game. Pence is a native of Indiana and a lifelong Colts fan, and I assume that part of the plan…in theory…was to be present as former quarterback Peyton Manning got inducted into the Colts Wall of Honor or whatever they call it there. At any rate, after several members of the San Francisco 49ers kneeled during the national anthem the Vice President and his entourage made a big show of leaving the stadium immediately in disagreement with the protest. I respect Pence and, like many people who voted for that particular duo in the election, count on him to provide political experience and a voice of reason to balance out Donald Trump’s…occasionally inappropriate instincts. However, this thing was nothing but a publicity stunt. He had to know that there would be kneeling. Surely he has been paying attention as the uproar over these anthem protests reached a fever pitch not long ago. And even though the furor has calmed just a bit it is an ongoing issue. I feel the same about the situation as I do about most everything else…if it doesn’t affect me I don’t pay too much attention. But just like those late night shows that began infringing on my relaxation time with their political venom, this little photo op by VP Pence involved me (and y’all) by using taxpayer money for a completely unnecessary temper tantrum. I’ve seen some pretty big dollar figures thrown around as far as how much the stop in Indiana cost, and I would have rather seen that money used in just about any other way.

 

 

There are approximately 30,000 gun related deaths per year in the United States. Our population is about 300 million. So about .0001% die as a result of guns. But let’s break it down even further: 65% of that 30,000 are suicides. 15% are self-defense/in the line of duty situations by law enforcement. 3% are accidental discharge deaths. That leaves 17%, or 5100 deaths due to “gun violence”…criminal activity, gang wars, drug activity, & mentally ill people committing murder. Of those 5100 deaths from gun violence about 25% occur in four major metro areas: Chicago, Baltimore, Washington DC, & Detroit…all of which already have strict gun control laws since the powers-that-be have mostly been leftists. Oh, speaking of which…23% of gun violence occurs in the state of California. Now I grant you…it’s a big state. But one cannot deny that it too…like those other areas…is run by liberals and has super tough gun laws. So essentially half of true gun violence in America happens in four big cities and one large state, all of which share similar political ideology and already have the most strident gun laws. Let’s also look at the fact that, in comparison to the 5100 deaths due to actual gun violence there are 40,000 drug overdoses, 36,000 people die from the flu, & there are 34,000 traffic fatalities annually. And in case you’re wondering…heart disease is responsible for over 700,000 deaths each year, yet no one is suggesting we ban fast food restaurants. Remember these numbers the next time you hear a politician or “journalist” say gun control is about saving lives, and understand that the truth is hiding in plain sight…it’s the word “control”.

 

 

 

 

200 Questions: Casual Questions to Get to Know Someone

Not long ago an acquaintance of mine (could’ve been more if it weren’t for the fact that this person’s relationship with reality is…somewhat fluid) opined that I lacked self-reflection…or something to that effect. It was an unkind allegation, not to mention false. I dig self-assessment. I’ve never run into a personality test or IQ test that I didn’t give a whirl. Though I know they are specious at best I love taking those stupid Facebook quizzes. Oftentimes such evaluations (the real ones…not the ones on Facebook) can provide meaningful insight into one’s life, or atleast confirm things you already suspect. At any rate, I recently ran across this fairly comprehensive exam on Pinterest. Obviously it is meant to help one get acquainted with someone else, but I thought it’d be fun to answer the questions myself. It’s not a multiple choice type of thing…these are essentially essay questions, and they’re rather thought-provoking. Take a gander at my answers if you happen to have some free time, and ponder what your answers might be. The assessment itself is broken down into a few different sections, and for the sake of readability I think it best if I retain that format.

 

 

 

If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?

I would get a lot more reading & writing done, and probably binge watch more movies & TV shows. Those things probably sound mundane & unproductive, but if I was an ambitious individual who had goals like curing diseases, building a business empire, or procuring tremendous political influence I would have been working on such plans even while sleeping as normal. At this point in my life attaining what I consider to be “pleasurable knowledge” and writing The Manofesto are what I define as productive, while chilling out with a good show or movie is my relaxation.

 

What’s your favorite piece of clothing you own / owned?

I can’t think of one specific piece of clothing, but in general I’m a t-shirt & shorts/sweatpants kind of guy. I kick it up a notch when I go out in public because I’m not a slob, but I enjoy just hanging out at home in my old, beat up, super comfy clothes.

 

 

What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?

Traveling. If I had the resources I would see the country and definitely visit some interesting locations across the globe.

 

What would your perfect room look like?

I’ve always wanted a classy den/study with lots of books and fancy leather furniture. I would probably spruce it up a bit with a nice sound system and a big screen TV. Think “man cave”, but not a Joe Sixpack man cave…more of a Joseph Humidor man cave. Sophisticated & elegant, but still comfortable & friendly.

 

 

How often do you play sports?

I am paralyzed and use a wheelchair, so I don’t play sports. However, I am a huge sports fan and watch ballgames all the time. I do play fantasy football, but I’m sure that’s not the intent of the question.

 

 

What fictional place would you most like to go?

A few places come to mind: Mayberry. The Shire from The Hobbit. The North Pole. 221B Baker St., the abode of Sherlock Holmes. The Batcave. Bedford Falls as depicted in It’s A Wonderful Life. Star Trek’s Enterprise.

 

 

What job would you be terrible at?

Anything requiring mathematics…accountant, engineer, banker. Math just isn’t my thing.

 

 

 

When was the last time you climbed a tree?

Never lol

 

 

 

If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning medal for?

writing

 

 

What is the most annoying habit that other people have?

Oh wow…I don’t think I can narrow it down to just one.

 

 

What job do you think you’d be really good at?

writer

 

 

What skill would you like to master?

A few spring to mind. I would love to be a capable chef. I wouldn’t mind learning a few foreign languages. I’d like to be more comfortable with public speaking. As silly as it sounds I wish I was a better, braver driver. It might be helpful if I was more skillful at charming the ladies ;-).

 

 

What would be the most amazing adventure to go on?

I always thought it’d be cool to be one of those people who spend a summer traipsing across Europe.

 

 

 

If you had unlimited funds to build a house that you would live in for the rest of your life, what would the finished house be like?

I have actually given this considerable ponderation over the years. I wouldn’t want anything too conspicuous…I’m not out to impress passersby. I think I would like to re-create the living room of my parents’ house, my childhood home…especially the 70’s era wood paneling. I would have a huge kitchen with all the bells & whistles, including super modern stainless steel appliances, practically any gadget you can think of, and plenty of workspace. Of course I’d have the tasteful den/study/library that I eluded to previously. And here is where it gets weird. In that study I’d have a Shakespeare bust that, when lifted up, would have a hidden button leading to an elevator that would take me down to a replica of The Batcave from the campy 60’s TV show. In that cave/bunker would be a garage, a music room, a bedroom where I could sleep, & a TV lounge where I could read or watch movies, ballgames, etc. This would be designed so that I could hide from the world and no one would know that I was home. The “garage door” would be hidden and lead to a private access road that would eventually meet with the public road(s), but would otherwise be a secret entrance/exit.

 

What’s your favorite drink?

Iced tea or milk…just depends on my mood.

 

 

 

 

What state or country do you never want to go back to?

I haven’t traveled enough to strike anywhere off my list thus far.

 

 

 

 

What songs have you completely memorized?

Too many to mention. I appreciate many genres of music and love a plethora of songs.

 

 

 

 

What game or movie universe would you most like to live in?

I’m not a gamer at all. As far as movies, I could see myself settling down in the idyllic Shire from the Lord of the Rings & Hobbit trilogies.

 

What do you consider to be your best find?

I’m not really sure how to answer…the question is rather ambiguous.

 

 

 

Are you usually early or late?

I’m almost always early. I can’t stand being late myself and get annoyed with others who are always running late.

 

 

What pets did you have while you were growing up?

We had a mutt named Rags that I vaguely recall. He was an outside dog while I was an inside kid, so we weren’t that close. I also had a frog for a brief time, but he escaped his bowl and was never heard from again.

 

 

When people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with?

All people generally want from me is a sympathetic ear. I’m a good listener. I may offer some friendly advice, but I’m smart enough to know that most folks are bad at taking advice.

 

What takes up too much of your time?

I spend too much time watching television & waste too much time online. Due to my job my sleep schedule is totally wacky, so I spend too much valuable time…especially on weekends…sleeping.

 

What do you wish you knew more about?

Many things. That’s always been one of my problems…too many things interest me to the point that I never focused on anything specific.

 

 

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?

Wow. I imagine I’d be a bit disoriented and want to know where I was, what year it was, etc. Beyond that I suppose I’d be curious about the fates of family & friends after I went into the deep freeze.

 

What are some small things that make your day better?

Little things that make me smile: Snuggling with my puppy…he’s so soft, warm, and cuddly. A glass of iced tea & a gentle breeze on a warm summer day. A big win by my favorite teams – Pittsburgh Steelers, Marshall Thundering Herd, & WV Mountaineers. The aroma of Italian food. A really restful night’s sleep, even if I have my usual Wacky Dreams. Puns. Getting really into a fun & interesting book. People who do funny spot-on impressions. Deep philosophical discussions with my brother The Owl. Anything with BBQ sauce. Nascar night races. What my pal Marc called “sippin’ music”, i.e simple, stripped down jazz or blues without a lot of extra effects. When it’s still daylight at 8pm. Trivia. Laughter, whether it is my own or someone else’s. Dessert. Taking a really good picture. A woman with a beautiful smile, regardless of whether or not she knows I exist (she usually doesn’t). Watching golf on TV, especially the final round of a major. Getting a haircut. Popcorn & chocolate covered peanuts while watching a movie in the theater. When a really kickass song comes on the radio while I’m driving.

 

Who’s your go to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to?

Billy Joel. Van Halen. Bon Jovi. Journey. There are probably others that I’m not thinking of at the moment.

 

 

What shows are you into?

I watch reruns of The Andy Griffith Show almost daily. Ditto with Frasier. I love The Big Bang Theory. This Is Us and Designated Survivor are new favorites. I like a few ESPN shows…Mike & Mike, Highly Questionable, Pardon the Interruption. Monday nights are wrasslin’ nights, so WWE Raw.

 

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?

I can’t imagine that there is any need for additional television channels…I think we’ve got it covered. I suppose it’d be cool to create my own station…SamTV…and program it exclusively with shows past & present that I love as well as all of my favorite movies.

 

Who has impressed you most with what they’ve accomplished?

I respect the accomplishments of many people. However, professional success, fame, & financial gain don’t matter as much as a person’s character, how they live their life, & how they treat people.

 

What age do you wish you could permanently be?

Interesting question. Looking back I’d have to say 19 was a great age for me. Of course anything in the single digits…say the 5-9 age range…would be fun.

 

What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch?

Lately that has become a rather big list. I’ve tuned out all of the late night “comedy” shows now, and I used to LOVE late night television. Pretty much any kind of reality show is a turnoff for me. I detest The View and don’t get how it’s even still on the air.

 

What would be your ideal way to spend the weekend?

I love fall weekends with wall to wall football. Otherwise, generally I’d be okay with chilling out at home with Rocco, reading a lot, & vegging out with some good movies. I’m not exactly Mr. Excitement.

 

What is something that is considered a luxury, but you don’t think you could live without?

Is air conditioning still a luxury?? It was when I was a kid, but now it’s a must have. Cable & internet are technically luxuries I suppose, although I suspect most people have them nowadays.

 

What’s your claim to fame?

Nothing that I am aware of.

 

 

What’s something you like to do the old-fashioned way?

I still prefer an actual book to an e-reader. Otherwise I’m pretty open to new technologies.

 

 

 

What’s your favorite genre of book or movie?

I really like biographies. And with movies I prefer to laugh, so a good old-fashioned comedy is usually my preference.

 

How often do you people watch?

Not often. I prefer to keep to myself.

 

What have you only recently formed an opinion about?

I’m pretty opinionated, so I’ve had strong views about most hot button issues for quite awhile.

 

What’s the best single day on the calendar?

I’m partial to my birthday. I also like Christmas & Independence Day. The kickoff of the football season is always lots of fun.

 

What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of?

I don’t think my interests are that unusual. I’m not into anything that others haven’t atleast heard of. Now whether or not they share my fascination is a whole other thing.

 

How do you relax after a hard day of work?

Snuggle with Rocco. Watch a ball game. Catch up with my friends online.

 

 

What was the best book or series that you’ve ever read?

Sherlock Holmes and Harry Potter are great series. As far as individual books, there are just too many to fairly narrow it down.

 

What’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?

Sadly I haven’t ventured out all that much or all that far. Everywhere I have been is within driving distance. I’ve never even been on an airplane.

 

 

What is the most heartwarming thing you’ve ever seen?

Again, such a vague question. I’ve seen many heartwarming moments, in person & thru the magic of technology. Most of the time little babies and/or cute puppies are involved.

 

What is the most annoying question that people ask you?

“Can I help you??” I am in a wheelchair, so especially when I am out & about, getting in & out of my vehicle, inevitably someone wants to “help” me, but honestly those people are usually just slowing me down and getting in my way.

 

What could you give a 40-minute presentation on with absolutely no preparation?

Holy smokes…I’m not sure I could give a 40 minute presentation about anything. I could probably engage in a good conversation on many topics, but a presentation is kind of one sided.

 

If you were dictator of a small island nation, what crazy dictator stuff would you do?

I would probably banish everyone from the island so I could have it all to myself lol.

 

What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?

Oh there are so many directions one could go with this, but The Manofesto is family friendly so…

I’m going to go off the beaten path and say attend the symphony.

 

Would you rather go hang gliding or whitewater rafting?

Hang gliding. I’m afraid of heights, but I think I’d be more scared of drowning.

 

 

 

What’s your dream car?

a free one

 

 

What’s worth spending more on to get the best?

Lots of things. Brand names are brand names for a reason, especially when it comes to food & electronics.

 

 

 

What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don’t get the point of?

The Walking Dead. Scandal. Game of Thrones. The Kardashians in any form. Country & rap music.

 

 

 

What are you most looking forward to in the next 10 years?

I prefer to take things one day at a time.

 

 

 

Where is the most interesting place you’ve been?

I haven’t traveled nearly as much as I’d like, so I don’t think anywhere I’ve been really stands out.

 

 

 

What’s something you’ve been meaning to try but just haven’t gotten around to it?

caviar

 

 

 

What’s the best thing that happened to you last week?

My birthday was last week and I had a nice dinner with my family.

 

 

 

What piece of entertainment do you wish you could erase from your mind so that you could experience for the first time again?

I’m just going to leave this one alone.

 

 

 

If all jobs had the same pay and hours, what job would you like to have?

writer

 

 

What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see?

I honestly don’t consider anything I’ve done amazing.

 

 

 

How different was your life one year ago?

Not that different lol.

 

 

 

What’s the best way to start the day?

With kisses from Rocco, listening to some gentle music, & reading. I am not a morning person and I need to ease into the day. I definitely don’t hit the ground running.

 

What quirks do you have?

Oh wow. Well, I have an irrational dislike of the number 3 and its multiples. That’s pretty quirky, right??

 

 

What would you rate 10 / 10?

Probably nothing. My standards are pretty high, plus I always think there’s room for improvement.

 

 

 

What fad or trend do you hope comes back?

Does anyone remember Jams shorts from the 80’s?? I thought they were cool.

 

 

 

What’s the most interesting piece of art you’ve seen?

Though it may sound silly, I have an affinity for Dogs Playing Poker.

 

 

What kind of art do you enjoy most?

I’m not really into paintings or sculpture. I prefer the performing arts, and within that realm I really enjoy people who can do accurate & funny impressions.

 

What do you hope never changes?

Change is inevitable. So much has changed in my lifetime…some of it good, some of it not. I just roll with the punches.

 

 

What city would you most like to live in?

I would prefer to visit a few places before I’d commit to living anywhere. For instance, I think it’d be a lot of fun to spend a week or two in NY City, Chicago, Vegas, or anywhere near a beach…but I’m not sure I’d want to live in any of those places on a permanent basis.

 

What movie title best describes your life?

I have no idea lol.

 

 

 

Why did you decide to do the work you are doing now?

I needed a job. The job was available. It is work that I am physically able to do.

 

 

What’s the best way a person can spend their time?

I believe that depends on the person and varies on a day to day basis.

 

 

If you suddenly became a master at woodworking, what would you make? 

I suppose I could whittle some “knickie knackies” as my Dad calls them and sell things at the flea market. Unfortunately I’m not skilled like that.

 

Where is the most relaxing place you’ve ever been?

my apartment

 

 

 

What is the luckiest thing that has happened to you?

I’m not sure I believe in luck, and if it is actually a thing my life has trended toward bad luck. However, when I take the time to actually look at things objectively and reflect on my life I can see the blessings of God throughout.

 

Where would you rather be from?

I have a love/hate relationship with my home state of West Virginia. I appreciate its tranquil beauty and the solid values that were instilled in me from childhood, but I also recognize & lament the dearth of opportunity, limited worldview, and absence of exposure to better prospects in many areas of life. I have pondered what I as an individual and my life would have been like if I’d have grown up somewhere like Texas or Florida or California. Maybe I’d be more “successful” by the world’s definition of success, but would my personality be different?? Would my family life have been better or worse?? Would I actually be happier?? I don’t think it’s even possible to fathom the answers to those hypotheticals.

 

What are some things you’ve had to unlearn?

I’m not sure I’ve ever had to “unlearn” anything. I’m sure I possess plenty of knowledge that might be considered useless, but that’s alright with me.

 

What are you looking forward to in the coming months?

This isn’t my favorite time of year. I’m not a fan of cold weather & snow. But I do look forward to Christmas and as long as it’s football season I can look forward to the weekends.

 

What website do you visit most often?

Facebook. My blog ;-). ESPN. My fantasy football leagues.

 

 

What one thing do you really want but can’t afford?

A vacation in Italy.

 

 

 

Where do you usually go when you when you have time off?

I’m a homebody.

 

 

Where would you spend all your time if you could?

I’m not sure about ALL of my time, but I wouldn’t mind spending more time traveling & seeing the world.

 

 

What is special about the place you grew up?

The people. The slow, quiet pace. The solid values that are taught.

 

 

 

What age do you want to live to?

That’s not my call. It’s in God’s hands.

 

 

 

What are you most likely to become famous for?

It is unlikely that I become famous for anything, but I do harbor a desire to write a book and/or screenplay, so if that actually happens maybe I’ll stumble blindly into notoriety.

 

 

What are you absolutely determined to do?

I’m not sure I’m all that determined to do anything. I’m just living my life & doing my thing. I try to treat people well and hope they return the favor. If good things come from living like that I’d be glad for it, but I’m smart enough to know that driven, determined go-getters are more likely to attain success.

 

What is the most impressive thing you know how to do?

Did I mention this is a family friendly site?? 😉

 

 

What do you wish you knew more about?

Lots of things. I am intellectually curious about a whole host of topics. Sadly I am also lazy, cynical, & apathetic…not a great combination.

 

 

What question would you most like to know the answer to?

Why am I here?? What is my purpose??

Wow…that’s pretty deep ;-).

 

 

Whew!! That’s it for Part 1. I’ll get around to the next section when I have time. Until then, have a great day!!

Points of Ponderation…..Episode 12.17

A semi-regular attempt to address some of life’s minutiae that might otherwise be overlooked…..

 

 

 

 

I was never really a fan of the CBS series King of Queens, which originally aired from 1998 to 2007. However in the ensuing years I have watched it occasionally in syndication, and star Kevin James has gone on to a mildly amusing film career. So last year when James returned to television in a new series called Kevin Can Wait I watched a few episodes before quickly losing interest. I guess former King of Queens co-star Leah Remini did a guest spot on a couple of episodes of Kevin Can Wait near the end of Season 1, and the ratings spiked a bit…enough for the powers-that-be to offer Remini a permanent role. Okay, fair enough. But in order to accomplish this “retooling” of the series the producers decided to fire James’ new TV wife and kill off her character. I tuned into the Season 2 premier of Kevin Can Wait and have two observations. First of all, the once beautiful Remini has now apparently been frequenting the same type of Botox provider that ruined the formerly lovely face of Meg Ryan. Either that or she had a stroke that I didn’t hear about. Secondly, the way the departure of the wife was written…with a time jump and barely mentioning her “death”…was awkward, badly conceived & executed, and disrespectful to the actress. I had already become disinterested in the show because it was boring, but now I am actively cheering for its demise. Shame on you Kevin James, and shame on everyone involved in the debacle.

 

 

This is Liz Soeiro, a librarian at Cambridgeport Elementary School in Massachusetts. Ms. Soeiro recently rejected a book donation by First Lady Melania Trump, referring to works by Dr. Seuss as “steeped in racist propaganda, caricatures, and harmful stereotypes”. Theodore Geisel (aka Dr. Seuss) died in 1991, so if he was a racist surely someone would have figured it out long ago. I’m not sure when this photo was taken, but Ms. Soeiro didn’t appear to have a problem with Dr. Seuss at the time. Perhaps it would be more accurate to surmise that her issue isn’t with Dr. Seuss at all, but rather with President Trump. Maybe the next time someone wants to donate books to the Cambridgeport school library they should send copies of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals and Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto. They might be a little heavy for the children, but I have a feeling the librarian would enjoy them immensely.

 

 

Ten years ago I wrote a bucket list of sorts called 45 Things to Do Before the Age of 45. Then on my 40th birthday I did an assessment, at that point looking back on my intentions with a blend of bemusement & melancholy. And now, as I am on the verge of actually turning 45 years old, all I can think is how fast a decade has flown by. Goals change. Life happens. I’m glad I made the list. There are still things that I want to accomplish, but I realize that some of the stuff I wrote down while lying in a hospital bed all those years ago (though it seems like just last week) are largely unattainable for various reasons, and I think I am okay with that. God has blessed me. Oftentimes I am too stubborn to understand that, to my detriment. Some aspects of my life haven’t turned out the way I hoped they might back when I was in college, but that’s mostly on me. I kind of feel like Rocky Balboa in the first film. I might not achieve victory in the traditional sense, but I keep getting back up and have thus far remained in the battle. To paraphrase 2 Timothy, I have fought the good fight. The race isn’t finished, but I am determined to keep the faith.

 

 

One of my bucket list items…one that I have been fixated on for many years…is to visit Las Vegas. In light of recent events one might assume that those plans have changed…but they have not. Let’s be honest…ever since September 11, 2001 most of us have looked at the world a little differently. We exercise a bit more caution and maybe hesitate to put ourselves in certain situations. In some cases it might be excessive fear & paranoia, but mostly I think it is simply judicious restraint. That being said, we still have to live our lives. Take that vacation. Go to the concert or ballgame or wherever else large crowds gather for merriment. Have fun. Be smart, but don’t hide. Artistic types like the Hollywood folks you see on TV & in movies tend to be right brain dominant, meaning they react emotionally. They are the ones that want to spit all over our Constitutional rights every time something tragic happens, and are precisely the kind of keyboard tough guys for which Twitter was tailor made. More logical thinkers understand that evildoers like this guy that shot up a country music concert in Vegas are…duh…breaking existing law and would do so no matter how many additional laws were on the books. I don’t want to dive into conspiracy theories or break down details of the tragedy…this is not the time or place and I am not the right person to do that sort of thing. Neither am I suggesting that we sweep the situation under the rug, throw our hands up, & say “ah well…c’est la vie”. However, I do hope that all the facts come out, mature adults can have necessary discussions, and reasonable decisions are made based on logic & wisdom…not emotion.

 

 

Speaking of television…

A colleague & I were having a discussion about TV shows…specifically the recent trend of remaking/rebooting/reviving shows like Dallas, Full House/Fuller House, Will & Grace, American Idol, Gilmore Girls, Boy/Girl Meets World, & MacGyver. As we were talking we both stumbled upon a revelation about the sly brilliance of the Netflix business model. I had just binged watched the first half of Season 3 of Fuller House, and I was reminded of Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory, who once opined that “starting to watch a television show that might run for years isn’t a decision to take lightly”. Now I grant you, with DVR & other technologies things are a bit easier than when I was a kid. Back then if you forgot to set the VCR you had to wait for summer reruns to catch a missed episode. But the thought process is still accurate. Though television seasons seem to be somewhat shorter now than a couple of decades ago the fact remains that once one becomes interested in a show you are going to be watching it once a week every week for several months, and I’m not sure our collective attention span is capable of that these days. Netflix skips all of the hassle by releasing an entire season (or atleast a half season) all at once. I asked myself if I would have stuck with corny nonsense like Fuller House if it would have required a long term commitment, and I think the answer (based in part on how fast I lost interest in Girl Meets World a few years ago) is no. But binge watching a whole season during a sleepless night or rainy weekend…yes, I am glad for the short term distraction. Well played Netflix…well played indeed.

Beautiful Words

What makes a word beautiful?? Several weeks ago The Manofesto brought you, courtesy of Pinterest, a list of 100 Words Every High Graduate Should Know, and today, also via Pinterest, we are talking about beautiful words. As it turns out, there is an actual…science…that aims to tackle that question. The study of the inherent pleasantness or unpleasantness of the sound of words, phrases, & sentences is called phonaesthetics. Folks actually examine things like the implication of smallness in the close vowels of such words as “teeny weeny” or unpleasant associations of the consonant cluster sl in words like “slime”, “slug”, & “slush”. Euphony, or the quality of being pleasing to the ear, is contrasted with cacophony, or a harsh, discordant mixture of sounds. Beautiful words oftentimes have three or more syllables, an emphasis on the first syllable, and the presence of particular letters that we enjoy saying, such as “l” and “M”. Obviously a word’s meaning can affect the way we feel about it, although that isn’t always the case, and the connotation one connects with a word can have a positive or negative effect. I work with a young lady who hates the word “moist”, and from what I understand her disdain isn’t unusual. Conversely, I associate “moist” with a yummy cake that isn’t dry, therefore it isn’t a negative word for me. As an avid reader and an aspiring writer I have an appreciation for authors whose prose have an effortless lyricism. It takes more than a single word to achieve that kind of beauty, but it helps to begin with words that have such qualities. I’m not sure how this specific list was selected, but I tend to agree with most of the choices. As with the aforementioned list of words everyone should know I have included definitions for each word as well as the occasional pithy remark. Enjoy.

 

 

 

ailurophile           a cat lover

I’m a cynophilist (dog lover) myself, but to each their own.

 

assemblage        a collection or gathering of persons or things

 

 

becoming            attractively suitable

 

beleaguer           to exhaust with attacks; trouble, harass

 

brood                   to think anxiously or gloomily about; to sit quietly and thoughtfully; to dwell gloomily on a subject

Brooding seems kind of depressing. I much prefer to ponder.

 

bucolic                 relating to or typical of rural life

I’m a little torn on this one. It sounds a bit…medical, doesn’t it?? Perhaps it’s too close to “bubonic”. I much prefer the synonyms “idyllic” or “pastoral”.

 

bungalow            a small, cozy cottage

 

 

chatoyant           having a changeable luster or color with an undulating narrow band of white light

I’ve never heard the word. I need more information.

 

comely                pleasurably conforming to notions of good appearance, suitability, or proportion; having a pleasing appearance

 

conflate               to blend together

 

cynosure             a focal point of attraction or attention

I’ve never heard of this word.

 

 

dalliance             frivolous or trifling interaction

 

demesne             legal possession of land as one’s own

 

demure                shy & reserved; modest

 

denouement       the resolution of a mystery; the final outcome of the main dramatic complication in a literary work

If you’re a Sherlock Holmes fan just think about the last couple of pages of every story. If you aren’t a Sherlock Holmes fan…what are you doing with your life?!?!??

 

desuetude                    discontinuance from use or exercise

Maybe this word should be desuetuded. I have no idea if I used it correctly, and I honestly don’t care.

 

desultory             marked by lack of purpose; disappointing in progress, performance, or quality

 

diaphanous        characterized by such fineness of texture as to permit seeing through; characterized by extreme delicacy of form; insubstantial, vague

 

dissemble           to hide under a false appearance

 

dulcet                  generally pleasing or agreeable; pleasing to the ear or sweet to the taste

I most often hear this word in relation to a good singer’s voice.

 

 

ebullience           lively or enthusiastic expression of thoughts or feelings

 

effervescent        bubbly, lively, exhilarating

Ebullience is a noun, while effervescent is an adjective. See the difference??

 

efflorescence      the action or process of blossoming; fullness of manifestation; culmination

 

elision                  dropping a sound or syllable in a word

For example, “ne’er” is an elided form of “never” and similarly, “gonna” is an elision of the phrase “going to.” When we sing our national anthem we say “o’er the ramparts we watched” instead of “over”.

 

elixir                     a substance held capable of prolonging life; a sweetened liquid usually containing alcohol that is used in medication either for its medicinal ingredients or as a flavoring

I am reminded of two fantastic episodes of The Andy Griffith Show. In Alcohol & Old Lace two sweet little old ladies have a secret still in their greenhouse and sell what they refer to as elixir, but in reality it is pure moonshine. In Aunt Bea’s Medicine Man Aunt Bea buys some “miracle elixir” from a charlatan and ends up getting her entire ladies’ church group snockered.

 

eloquence                    beauty & persuasion in speech

 

embrocation       a liniment or lotion used for rubbing on the body to relieve pain

 

emollient             making soft or supple

 

ephemeral                    lasting a very short time

I really like this word a lot. It is much lovelier than “temporary” or “fleeting”.

 

epiphany             a sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of something; an illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure

 

erstwhile              at one time or for a time; in the past

 

ethereal               celestial, heavenly, unworldly, spiritual; invisible but detectable; lacking material substance

 

evanescent         vanishing quickly, lasting a very short time

I’m pretty sure this word was in the other list, although I’m too lazy to actually look.

 

evocative             tending to cause an emotional response; bringing strong images, memories, or feelings to mind

 

 

fetching               pretty, attractive, pleasing

Between “becoming”, “comely”, & “fetching” gentlemen in The Manoverse have learned some new ways to hit on women. You’re welcome.

 

felicity                  the quality or state of being happy; something that causes happiness; a pleasing manner or quality

 

forbearance        a refraining from the enforcement of something that is due; withholding response to provocation

The world would be a better place if more people were good at this.

 

fugacious           lasting a short time

Basically the same thing as evanescent.

 

furtive                  done in a quiet and secretive way to avoid being noticed; expressive of stealth; obtained underhandedly

I think I like the synonym “surreptitious” a little better.

 

 

gambol                to skip or leap about joyfully

I’d lean more toward the synonym “frolic”.

 

glamour               an exciting, often illusory romantic attractiveness

 

gossamer            something light, delicate, or insubstantial

 

 

halcyon               happy, sunny, care-free, calm, peaceful

Usually used while waxing nostalgic about a past time that we perceive as having been better.

 

harbinger             a person or thing that initiates a major change; something that gives an anticipatory sign of what is to come

 

 

imbrication                    overlapping and forming a regular pattern (as of tiles or scales)

 

imbroglio             an altercation or complicated situation; a confused mass

I think I ate some imbroglio with meatballs once.

 

imbue                  to infuse & instill; to permeate or influence

 

incipient               beginning to come into being or to become apparent

 

ineffable               unutterable, inexpressible; incapable of being expressed in words

 

ingénue               a naïve young woman

From the French “Aren’t you new??” (I’m kidding)

 

inglenook            a cozy nook by the hearth

But what about an inglecranny??

 

insouciance        blithe nonchalance

Not just nonchalance…BLITHE nonchalance lol. FYI…it means lighthearted unconcern.

 

inure                              to accustom to accept something undesirable

 

 

labyrinthine         twisting & turning

Ehhh…I don’t know. I feel like anyone using this word is just trying way too hard to make themselves seem intelligent.

 

lagniappe            something given or obtained gratuitously or by way of good measure; a small gift given to a customer by a merchant at the time of a purchase

I think I once bought a venti soy lagniappe at Starbucks.

 

lagoon                 a small gulf or inlet

You’re thinking about Brooke Shields now for the first time in 20 years, aren’t you??

 

languor                listlessness & inactivity

 

lassitude             weariness, listlessness

Well…now you know two fancy ways to say “lazy”. You’re welcome.

 

leisure                 freedom provided by the cessation of activities;

 

lilt                         a spirited & cheerful tune; a springy buoyant movement; a rhythmical swing, flow, or cadence

 

lissome                easily flexed

 

lithe                      characterized by easy flexibility and grace

I think I prefer “nimble” to either of these words.

 

love                      deep affection

 

 

mellifluous                     sweet sounding; having a smooth rich flow

I love this word. It should be used more.

 

moiety                 one of two equal parts

This was in the other list as well. I don’t find it particularly beautiful, I’ve never heard anyone use it, and I just think using “half” is simpler & more straightforward.

 

mondegreen       a word or phrase that results from a mishearing of something said or sung

For example, “hold me closer Tony Danza”.

 

murmurous         low & indistinct

 

 

nemesis              a formidable rival or opponent

Nemesis was a Greek goddess who enacted retribution against those who succumbed to hubris.

 

 

offing                    the near or foreseeable future

 

onomatopoeia    a word that sounds like its meaning; the naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it

I first learned about these when playing Scrabble with a co-worker several years ago (it was a boring job). Examples include “swoosh”, “meow”, & “buzz”.

 

opulent                lush; amply or plentifully provided

 

 

palimpsest                    writing material (such as a parchment or paper) used one or more times after earlier writing has been erased; something having diverse layers apparent beneath the surface

 

panacea              a solution for all problems; a remedy for all ills or difficulties

FYI…no such thing exists on Earth.

 

panoply               a full suit of armor; a magnificent or impressive array

 

pastiche              a literary, artistic, musical, or architectural work that imitates the style of previous work

I own a few Sherlock Holmes pastiches.

 

penumbra           a space of partial illumination (as in an eclipse) between the perfect shadow on all sides and the full light; a body of rights held to be guaranteed by implication in a civil constitution; something that covers, surrounds, or obscures

 

petrichor              the smell of earth after rain

Who knew there was a name for that smell?!?!??

 

plethora               a large quantity; abundance

Y’all know I love this word, right??

 

propinquity          the state of being close to someone or something; proximity

 

Pyrrhic                 successful with heavy losses; costly to the point of negating or outweighing expected benefits

The phrase “Pyrrhic victory” comes from King Pyrrhus of Epirus, whose army suffered irreplaceable casualties in defeating the Romans at the Battle of Heraclea in 280 BC & the Battle of Asculum in 279 BC during the Pyrrhic War.

 

 

quintessential     the essence of a thing in its purest and most concentrated form; the most typical representation or example

 

 

ratatouille            a spicy French stew made of eggplant, tomatoes, green peppers, squash, & sometimes meat

 

ravel                    to separate or undo the texture of; disentangle

Point of clarification: no one really uses the word “ravel” anymore, while “unravel” is common.  Anything that is metaphorically a fabric can unravel…a relationship or an untrue story. A “ravel” is a loose thread that has “raveled out”.

 

redolent               fragrant or aromatic

 

riparian                relating to or living or located on the bank of a river, lake or, stream

 

ripple                    a very small wave

Also Fred Sanford’s favorite liquor.

Yes, I am aware that no one under the age of 45 will get that joke.

 

 

scintilla                 a spark or trace

 

sempiternal         eternal

Why not just use “eternal”??

 

seraglio               the rich, luxurious palace of a sultan

 

serendipity                    finding something nice while looking for something else; the phenomenon of finding valuable things not sought for

 

summery             light & delicate; warm & sunny; of, resembling, or fit for summer

 

sumptuous          extremely costly, rich, luxurious, or magnificent

 

surreptitious        done, made, or acquired by stealth; acting or doing something clandestinely

See, I told you!!

 

susurrous            whispering or hissing

 

 

talisman              a good luck charm

 

tintinnabulation   the ringing or sounding of bells

Think of this word at Christmastime when the Salvation Army is hanging out near your favorite retail outlet.

 

umbrella              a collapsible shade for protection against weather consisting of fabric stretched over hinged ribs radiating from a central pole

I never really thought of “umbrella” as a beautiful word, but I can kind of see it.

 

untoward             difficult to guide, manage, or work with; not favorable

 

 

vestigial               remaining as the last small part of something that existed before

 

 

wafture                the act of waving or a wavelike motion

 

wherewithal        means or supplies for the purpose or need with which to do something

 

woebegone        sorrowful, downcast; exhibiting great woe, sorrow, or misery

Author & humorist Garrison Keillor created the fictional Minnesota town of Lake Wobegon back in the 80’s. In his books & long running radio show A Prairie Home Companion it is described as “a town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve”.

Points of Ponderation…..Episode 11.17

A semi-regular attempt to address some of life’s minutiae that might otherwise be overlooked…..

 

 

 

 

While attending a revival recently the preacher bringing the message said something that I’d never considered but made total sense. He said that people who go around campaigning about “saving the Earth” (as my man Rush Limbaugh calls them…environmentalist whackos) do so because it’s all they have. They don’t have the promise of eternal life in Heaven with God. This planet & this life is it for them. It’s a thought-provoking point to ponder, and makes me feel a bit more sympathetic toward such individuals.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apple may have jumped the shark with the recently announced iPhone X. Not only has maximum utility likely been reached with the price ($1000 for a phone?? Really?!?!?!??), but the facial recognition stuff is just a bit too…creepy. I’ll be interested to see how it sells.

 

 

 

 

Webster defines patriotism as “love for or devotion to one’s country”. Simple & straightforward…unless you are pro wrestler John Cena. The former “Doctor of Thuganomics” stars in a TV commercial currently airing occasionally that uses an alternate definition of patriotism in a thinly veiled attempt to promote a pro-“alternative” lifestyles agenda. In other words, now some are trying to imply that if you believe in traditional values like marriage being between a man & woman and biology determining gender you are unpatriotic. Sorry folks, but that’s a load of crap, and I’ve lost a lot of respect for Cena for his participation in such a farce.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking of environmentalist whackos…

I don’t care whether or not you believe in man-made climate change. What you think about such issues is your business, and it’s a free country so trust in whatever scientific, religious, or sociopolitical authority you wish. We can agree to disagree. However, music legend Stevie Wonder recently illustrated exactly what is wrong with liberalism. During a hurricane relief benefit he & his Hollywood leftist friends couldn’t help themselves. They couldn’t stay focused on simply helping people in need, they had to push their agenda. Wonder stated that “anyone who believes that there is no such thing as global warming must be blind or unintelligent”. No, Stevie…anyone who makes such a sweeping generalization is unintelligent. Come on man…be better than that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m willing to bet that we’re all familiar with atleast one person who is the type that can’t stand different foods on their plate co-mingling. Personally it’s not an issue for me. Sometimes I’ll intentionally take a big ol’ spoonful of veggies and mix them in with mashed taters & gravy, and whenever I’m at a Mexican restaurant I stir my refried beans in with rice. That being said, I understand the issue, and I think it extends far beyond the dining table. It seems to me that human beings prefer to compartmentalize most things, and we are uncomfortable with worlds colliding. We watch movies & TV shows to be entertained. Sports fans love ball games, ESPN, & the sports report on the local news. Political junkies can seek out CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, or a plethora of talk radio programs & websites. If you need to steal a little time with The Almighty you can go to church, read the Bible, or find religious programming on radio, television, or The Internet. The problem in 21st century America is that, because of technology (especially social media) all of those different aspects of life seem to be touching one another, like mac & cheese and baked beans at a picnic, and it’s becoming problematic even for easygoing folks like me. I don’t have any answers, but I can clearly identify the problem.

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50 Things: The Yin & Yang of Technology

There is nothing so stable as change.  – Bob Dylan

 

Pinterest strikes again!! As I recently mentioned, I finally joined the social media site that I once thought of as only a female domain and have found a lot of interesting & informative stuff there. My latest discovery is something called 50 Things We Don’t Do Anymore Because of Technological Advancements, which was absolutely screaming to be more than just a pin. It requires context. It requires discourse. It requires thorough examination. And I am just the guy to do those things!! I am old enough to remember almost all of these items, but young enough to not completely dismiss the progress that has rendered many of them obsolete. In some cases the thing being discussed isn’t completely gone, it’s just not as big a part of daily life as it once was, and other items listed are still being done, we’ve just transitioned into an updated way of doing them. Bill Gates has stated that “the advance of technology is based on making it fit in so that you don’t really even notice it, so it’s part of everyday life”, which is why a walk down memory lane like this is fascinating because oftentimes we don’t reflect on how much has changed in our lives. We’re too busy living in the present and, sadly, fretting about the future, to recognize subtle transformations. That’s probably a good thing, otherwise we’d drive ourselves nuts. At any rate, join me as we come face to face with just how much technology has altered the landscape of our daily trek thru this awesome thing we call life.

 

 

 

 

1       Call Theaters

Thanks to smartphones & The Internet we no longer have to call to see if a movie is being shown or what time it starts. There’s an app for that!! You can even order tickets in advance, although I never do that because hey…plans might change.

 

2       Utilize Travel Agents

I’m not a traveler. I would love to be, but life hasn’t provided me with the means or opportunity. There are a few places that I fully intend to visit someday though. Anyway, travel agencies still exist, and I assume that those still around are profitable, but I also realize that nowadays just about anyone who is computer savvy can hop online and book an entire vacation, everything from plane tickets to hotel rooms to dinner reservations to tickets for shows. Travel agents are, essentially, the middle man that has largely been cut out by The Internet.

 

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. – Arthur M. Schlesinger

 

 

3       Use VCRs or 4 Watch Videotapes/DVDs

I’m pretty sure the VCR is obsolete. Oh I assume there are folks that still own one, but I don’t think they are manufactured anymore. And now because of streaming services like Netflix & Hulu there really isn’t a need for DVDs, although plenty of people still own them and both DVDs & DVD players are still sold in stores. We also have devices like DVR & TiVo that allow us to record television programs, and they are so much simpler & user friendly than VCRs ever were.

 

5       Dial Directory Assistance or 6 Call Time

I suppose some folks still make such calls, but it’s really unnecessary now. Directory assistance can’t tell you any information that a quick Google search won’t provide, and even watches & wall clocks have taken a backseat since everyone has a clock on their phone, tablet, or laptop.

 

 

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning.  – Benjamin Franklin

 

 

7       Save Change For or 8 Use Pay Phones

Occasionally I still see a pay phone here & there, but almost everyone has a cell phone these days. Save those quarters to help pay THAT bill.

 

9       Purchase Tickets on the Phone

I assume one can still dial an 800 # to order concert tickets or whatever other kind of tickets one needs to buy, but it’s just as convenient to do it online. Actually I think in many cases there might be a processing fee when ordering over the phone now, so you’ll save a few bucks by doing it online, with the added benefit of not having to actually talk to anyone. It’s a win-win. And now you don’t even get tickets mailed to you. They are e-mailed, you print them out, & someone will scan a barcode when you arrive at the venue. I’m not sure how safe all of that is, but it is certainly efficient.

 

 

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.  – Aldous Huxley

 

 

10     Buy Disposable Cameras, 11 Print Photos, 12 Make Photo Albums, or 13 Get Film Developed

I have inherited my grandmother’s fondness for taking photos, but I haven’t actually gotten a hard copy of any of them in a decade. I just upload all of my pics to Facebook. That’s actually the main reason I keep my Facebook page…as an online photo album. My mother & grandmothers loved their photo albums. Dad still has several. But with digital photography it’s just not really a thing anymore. I haven’t reached the point yet where I exclusively use my phone to take pictures, although many have because the quality of phone cameras have improved exponentially in recent years. Personally I still think my digital camera takes better photos. However we can all agree that those little disposable cameras, though still available, are passé. I’m not sure anyone develops film anymore. Perhaps professional photographers…that’s probably about it.

 

14     Put Ads in Store Windows

I don’t think the store window ad has been popular in several decades. It might be more appropriate to point out that newspaper ads are quickly becoming obsolete. Between E-bay and countless wannabe sites, plus various pages on social media dedicated to buying & selling, classified ads in newspapers are really among the least effective ways to reach an audience.

 

Progress is not an illusion, it happens, but it is slow and invariably disappointing. – George Orwell

 

 

15     Use Maps

My father brought me a paper map not long ago, and it really made me chuckle. Does anyone use those anymore?? Most newer vehicles are equipped with GPS, and one can purchase devices to put in older vehicles. Plus everybody has Google maps or a similar app on their phone.

 

16     Carry Portable Cassette/CD Players or 17 Buy CDs

Physical means of listening to music like vinyl records, 8-tracks, cassette tapes, & now CDs have all come & gone. CDs are still around I guess, but most everyone digitally downloads their music now. Even iPods are a thing of the past. If you’ve got a smartphone you’ve got a device that’ll carry hundreds…maybe even thousands…of songs. What else could one possibly ask for??

 

 

Men have become the tools of their tools.  – Henry David Thoreau

 

 

18     Handwrite Letters, 19 Have Pen Pals, or 20 Send Love Letters

I’m not too sure about this one. People still write letters…especially love letters, right?? But the idea of actually using a pen & paper then putting the letter in an envelope and mailing it is rather archaic. That’s what emails & texts are for!! I suppose pen pals have been replaced by “friends” on Facebook and “followers” on Twitter, Instagram, etc.

 

21     Make Collect Calls/Reverse Charges

Yep…collect & long distance calls are outta here!! Cell phones allow us to call & talk to our out of town friends & family as much as & for as long as we wish.

 

 

Before automobiles existed, everyone had a horse. Then cars became available, and their convenience, compared to horses, was undeniable. – Susan Orlean

 

 

22     Pay Bills at the Post Office

I remember my grandparents paying utility bills at the post office and even the bank. Nowadays though people don’t even mail a check to the company. I set up autopay whenever available for recurring bills, and one can use a debit/credit card or PayPal to pay many bills online.

 

23     Use an Address Book       

Most of us now keep everyone’s contact information…name, address, phone #, e-mail…stored in our phones. I can’t imagine that owning a stationary store would be very profitable in the 21st century.

 

 

Science fiction is any idea that occurs in the head and doesn’t exist yet, but soon will, and will change everything for everybody, and nothing will ever be the same again. It is always the art of the possible, never the impossible.  – Ray Bradbury

 

 

24     Make Mix Tapes

Ha!! Now I’m getting a little nostalgic. I don’t think I ever made a sappy mix tape for a girl, but I do recall recording songs from the radio onto cassette tapes and listening to the resulting personal favorites album with my Walkman. Later on…and not that long ago…burning CDs at home became a thing. I remember being really into that for a brief moment in time. Nowadays whenever I want to rock out, chill with some classical music, or celebrate the holiday season with Bing Crosby I just use iTunes, Amazon Music, or Spotify. I haven’t spent a dime on music in several years.

 

25     Go Into the Bank

A couple of months ago my sister & I met our father at one of the local banks to conduct some business, and it really struck me how dead it was in there in the middle of a weekday. But with direct deposit, drive-thrus, & online banking there really is no need for most people to actually go inside a bank anymore.

 

 

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.  – B. F. Skinner

 

 

26     Buy TV Guide

When I was a kid I kind of enjoyed reading TV Guide. There was always an interesting article or two, and of course it was indispensable when trying to find out what time something was on or to get an idea what a show was about. But with modern televisions a push of a button brings up the onscreen guide and it’s really simple to find out what you need to know about whatever program you want to watch.

 

27     Own Encyclopedias

Believe it or not, once upon a time salesmen actually travelled around selling a bulky set of a couple dozen alphabetized books with informative articles about almost any topic one could imagine. And then every year or two they’d try to sell families a brand new set of books with updated information. Anyone who went to school in the 1980’s or before surely did their fair share of book reports & term papers using information almost exclusively gleaned from an encyclopedia. It all seems so quaint now in the Internet Age, when information about literally anything & everything is just a few keystrokes and/or mouse clicks away (actually computer mice are even outdated now).

 

The human spirit must prevail over technology.  – Albert Einstein

 

 

28     Visit DMV to Renew Registration       

I just recently visited the DMV to renew my driver’s license, but I suppose one can deal with renewing their registration online. The DMV was still a pretty busy place.

 

29     Use Yellow Pages or 30 the Phone Book

Phone books are still produced and used, especially by older people. However, these days it’s easier to just search for an unknown phone number online.

 

 

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.  – John F. Kennedy

 

 

31     Use a Dictionary or Thesaurus to 32 Check Spelling

How did we ever survive without The Internet?? We sure did kill a lot of trees making books that are now totally unnecessary. Don’t misunderstand…I still look up things in a dictionary or thesaurus quite regularly…it’s just on a website rather than in a book. And if you’re using Google or even a computer program like Microsoft Word it’s really easy to spellcheck.

 

33     Remember Phone Numbers

I remember my Dad’s phone number because it’s still the one I grew up with, the same one he’s had for almost fifty years. And of course I know my own phone number. But if you ask me for the phone numbers of other family members, friends, or my place of work I’d struggle to come up with them because they’re all programmed into my phone and accessible with one click. Oddly enough I still remember numbers that haven’t been used in years, like my grandparents and even former employers.

 

 

There was a time when nails were high-tech. There was a time when people had to be told how to use a telephone. Technology is just a tool. People use tools to improve their lives.  – Tom Clancy

 

 

 

34     Use Pagers

When I was in college in the early 90’s pagers were the ultimate sign of being cool & hip. Then they segued into being indicative of a drug dealing thug. I have no idea if pagers are even manufactured anymore, but I can’t imagine they’d be in high demand. It’s not difficult to get ahold of someone in a whole host of ways, so pagers are just antiquated reminders of a bygone era. Who would’ve ever imagined that a pager could evolve into a romantic piece of nostalgia??

 

35     Fax Documents

To my knowledge most offices still have fax machines, but with e-mail & social media they are no longer an essential piece of equipment.

 

 

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.  – Stephen Hawking

 

 

36     Pay Bills with Checks or 37 Keep Paper Bills/Bank Statements

Almost everything is done online with credit/debit cards or PayPal. I still pay my rent and the occasional medical bill with a check, but that’s about it. Almost all bills & statements are available online in some form now, so paperless billing is the norm.

 

38     Watch TV Shows When They’re Actually On

Ehhhh…I don’t know. I mean I get it…we don’t HAVE to watch something when it’s on. That’s the magic of DVR/TiVo. But if I happen to be home and in the mood to vegg out when a favorite program is on I’m going to watch it. What else do I have to do?? Still though, it is cool to know that if we’ve got to go to work or fulfill some other kind of obligation, if there are two shows on at the same time that we like, or even if it’s just a nice day outside and one doesn’t want to stay home like a lazy hump that we can record something and watch it whenever we get some free time.

 

39     Warm Food/Drinks on the Stove

Thank you microwave oven!!

 

 

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. – Douglas Adams

 

 

40     Dial *69

I used to drive my parents crazy with this because it cost 50 cents a pop. But there are always those people who call and hang up, either because they realize too late that they’ve dialed a wrong number or they just didn’t feel motivated to leave a message on the answering machine. As a kid I HAD to know who called!! Plus it was a new technology back then that fascinated me, and I kind of enjoyed the whole “Ha!! You think you’re gonna call us, hang up, & get away with it?? Think again!!” gotcha thing. These days caller ID is standard on cell phones, so whether a person hangs up without leaving a voicemail or not you know instantaneously who is calling.

 

41     Try On Shoes at the Store

I’m going to need more information here. I have childhood memories of going into a shoe store and trying on multiple pairs before hitting on just the right combination of fit & fashion. Are people not allowed to do that anymore?? In hindsight it does seem slightly unsanitary, and God knows we’re all hyper-aware these days about spreading disease and all of the horrific ways we could possibly meet our demise. Since I don’t walk I don’t have to purchase shoes that often. My size hasn’t changed in years and I’m not the least bit interested in being cool or keeping up with trends, so shoe shopping is a fairly simple process for me.

 

 

There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect.  – Ronald Reagan

 

 

42     Hand Wash Clothes & 43 Hang Laundry on Clotheslines

I think hand washing clothes was passé before I was even born. Electric washers & dryers have been around for over a century and really hit their stride in the 1950s. I remember my grandparents talking about handwashing clothes back when they were coming of age during The Depression, and my mother would hang clothes out to dry during the summers of my youth. I assume there are still people that use clotheslines, especially if they reside in a rural area.

 

44     Buy Newspapers or 45 Advertise in Newspapers

Newspapers aren’t quite dead yet, but they aren’t as big of a deal as they once were. News is readily available in many forms like websites or 24 hour news channels on TV, most of which are updated constantly, which of course newspapers can’t be. Newspapers still exist, and they still have advertisements, but with The Internet newspapers are a decidedly old-fashioned way to advertise anything. The first thing I do when I get my Sunday paper is throw away all of the flyers & sales propaganda. And if I’m looking for a job, house, or any kind of product or service the newspaper is the last place I’m going to look.

 

 

New technology will not necessarily replace old technology, but it will date it by definition. Eventually, it will replace it.  – Steve Jobs

 

 

46     Handwrite School Essays/Reports

Do they even teach cursive writing in schools anymore?? Since nearly everything is done with computers now it is much more…pragmatic…for kids to learn keyboarding skills, because they’ll be doing a lot more of that in their lives than anything with a pen or pencil. Not only do they not have to visit the local library or use a multi-volume encyclopedia to do research, but spoiled brats these days don’t even have to cramp their soft little hands by writing pages & pages of information…they simply type a report in Word then print it out.

 

47     Buy Flowers from a Florist

I’m going to call BS on this one. Florists are still in business. Like anything else they’ve had to adapt to modern times. I suppose most people order flowers online now. But even when you use a service like 1-800-FLOWERS the purchase is still, to my knowledge, fulfilled (including delivery) by a local florist.

 

 

All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

 

48     Keep A Diary

I’m sure there are still people that record their innermost thoughts on a daily basis, although I think it’s called “journaling” now. We’re fancy like that.

 

49     Send Post Cards

I’m not a traveler. I think I already mentioned that. Anyway, nowadays if a person wants to say “Hey!” to the folks back home while they’re traipsing around on vacation all they have to do is post pics or a status update on social media.

 

 

Restlessness is discontent and discontent is the first necessity of progress. – Thomas Edison

 

 

50     Visit Yard Sales/Flea Markets

This is inaccurate as well. Yes it’s true that there is no shortage of websites on which people can sell their junk, but old-fashioned yard sales & flea markets still happen in every small town in America every summer. My mother loved having yard sales and going to yard sales.

 

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.  – Confucius

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Points of Ponderation…..Episode 10.17

A semi-regular attempt to address some of life’s minutiae that might otherwise be overlooked…..

 

 

 

 

The First Amendment to the United States Constitution states that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” Now I have written about freedom of religion on multiple occasions, usually to point out how its focus is on prohibiting the establishment of a national religion and that, in my opinion, courts & other entities have gone in all kinds of crazy directions with it, usually overlooking the whole “free exercise” part in the process. Freedom of speech is pretty self-explanatory, except that too many folks whine about it and fail to realize that, though you can say almost anything you want, there is no freedom from the consequences one may suffer (losing your job for example). Freedom of assembly is an overlooked & rarely discussed part of the amendment, but it now seems fitting to point out that it specifically allows us the right to peaceably assemble. There is a difference between a protest and a riot. If you show up to protest with baseball bats, sticks, tear gas, knives, guns, automobiles, or anything else that could be considered a weapon then you’re doing the whole “peaceably assemble” thing wrong. Our citizenry has been crossing this particular line for decades. Personally I have never been passionate enough about something to actually physically protest, in part because, as comedian George Carlin once said, “never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups”. These events usually don’t end well, and I see no logic in putting myself in harm’s way. In the 2004 rom-com Win a Date with Tad Hamilton one of the characters threatens “I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands…or vicious rhetoric.” I lean toward utilizing vicious rhetoric as my weapon of choice. It may not accomplish much, but seems atleast as effective as a pointless protest, and far less dangerous.


 



 

 

Monday August 14, 2017 will go down in history as the day when Jimmy Fallon dealt the final nail in the coffin of late night TV, atleast for me. Fallon was widely praised on social media and everywhere else for his cold open to The Tonight Show, a sobering commentary about the sad events of the previous weekend in Charlottesville, VA. It was a fantastic opportunity for a silly television show to unite a broken nation, because really, there is unity in communal experiences like sports, comedy, & music. Sadly, contrary to public opinion, in my eyes Fallon blew it. Don’t misunderstand…I am not saying he should have ignored the elephant in the room and dove right into the fun stuff. It was proper to address the situation with an appropriately somber tone. However, like many of the other late night hosts Jimmy Fallon couldn’t help himself…he had to get political. He couldn’t resist spewing divisive rhetoric. These Hollywood types just can’t wrap their heads around the fact that Americans of all sorts…black, white, Hispanic, liberal, conservative, gay, straight, Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Democrat, Republican…watch their TV shows & movies and listen to their music. There is enough partisan debate on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, & talk radio because that is actually a huge reason those entities exist. Late night comedy should be lighthearted & bipartisan, but the reality is that it largely hasn’t been for awhile. The Tonight Show seemed to be the final refuge, and now it’s not. I mentioned last October that it had become fairly common for me to turn off my TV after the late local news anyway, and going forward that will be the standard modus operandi. If Colbert, Seth Meyers, Kimmel, Fallon, etc. want to be contentious shit stirrers instead of entertainers that’s their choice, but I don’t have to watch.

 

 



 

 

 

This past week has made me so glad that I gave up social media fights about politics. Don Vito Corleone said it best…never let anyone outside the family know what you are thinking. Looking back in time I am ashamed that I was ever a keyboard warrior. It’s just not worth the price. I must admit that I did block one “friend” on Facebook a few days ago, but that situation was only tangentially related to politics. I’ve actually made reference to this friend before, calling him “the rare raging liberal that I can actually tolerate”. He loves stirring the pot and is constantly posting political rants in a sad cry for validation (a perception some have probably had about me in the past). I didn’t actually jump into the fray, but did post what I thought was a rather amusing joke in reply to something that had been said within the thread. This buddy of mine is one of the most unapologetically vulgar, offensive, politically incorrect guys I’ve ever known, yet had the gall to publicly come at me about MY sense of humor. There were multiple ways to handle the situation and he chose the worst alternative. Not only do I have little patience for humorless people, but I no longer desire to engage with anyone who gets their jollies from causing upheaval. The Bible mentions multiple antichrists before THE Antichrist arrives on the scene, and I am slowly becoming convinced that social media might be an antichrist.

 

 



 

 

 

Back in November of last year, right after the election, I had some fairly optimistic opinions about the future of President Trump. I said that “I suspect he will surround himself with tremendously smart & capable people.” Unfortunately I’m not sure that has actually happened. The White House has become a revolving door, with more people going in & out than Taylor Swift’s bedroom. No matter what my fellow conservatives say it is not normal to have replaced almost a dozen high level officials in less than a year. I also opined that “who he chooses for his cabinet and as advisors will be very important”. It may be difficult for Trump voters to admit, but selecting the right people to serve in key positions is a big part of the job, and with so many resigning or being canned this quickly it calls into question President Trump’s judgement & ability to assess people’s character. The good news is that I predicted that an important factor in Trump “either earning his keep or insuring a one term presidency” would be economics & job growth”, and from what I understand things are heading in the right direction there, so we’ll see.

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Words 101

Big news y’all…I recently joined Pinterest. I had always believed that it was just a bunch of elderly ladies or bored housewives swapping recipes, but after talking with a co-worker I became intrigued enough to check it out, and I must say it’s rather cool in its own peculiar way. I have boards about God & The Bible, literature & writing, & just general, interesting knowledge or factoids that stimulate my curiosity. And yes, I have saved…I’m sorry…pinned…a few recipes. A man’s got to eat, right?? Anyway, I ran across a little ditty called 100 Words Every High School Graduate Should Know (or something like that), and since words are kind of my thing I was hooked. I have always said both in this forum and on social media that I am here to educate as well as entertain, and I genuinely mean that, especially when I am being educated in the process. It is the mark of a well-rounded, well-read, well-educated individual to have an extensive vocabulary, and the world would be a better place if more folks fit the bill. So consider this my small contribution to the cause. I have included all the words from the original list and provided definitions as well as my own pithy remarks here & there. Several of these words were familiar to me, some were not, many are words that I want to make an effort to use more, and a few have me wondering why they were included at all.  That’s the neat thing about riffing on someone else’s concept…I am left with the easy task of handing out kudos or mockery as I see fit, which is right in my wheelhouse. Enjoy.

 

 

  

abjure                  to renounce, reject, or disavow a formerly held belief

 

abrogate             to abolish by authoritative action; to fail to do what is required by

   

abstemious                   marked by temperance or restraint

Those first three would really take some effort to incorporate into daily conversation.

   

acumen               discernment, shrewdness, or keenness of perception

   

antebellum          existing before a war (usually used specifically in relation to The Civil War)

You’re singing a country song right now, aren’t you??

   

auspicious           suggesting likely future success; indicating good fortune

I more often hear the term inauspicious. No I’m not going to define it for you. Don’t be lazy…do it yourself.

 

 

belie                     to present a false impression; to contradict

   

bellicose              inclined to start fights or showing a disposition to fight

No wonder my grandmother was in a bad mood sometimes. She had bellicose veins.

   

bowdlerize          to edit by omitting or modifying parts considered vulgar or offensive

You really should familiarize yourself with this one. It’s happening frequently in an America where someone is constantly offended by something.

   

chicanery            the use of tricks to deceive

One of my favorites.

   

chromosome      a threadlike strand of DNA that carries genes

   

churlish               having a bad disposition; marked by a lack of civility or graciousness

A churl was a medieval peasant but today is a term used for a rude or morose individual. Boom!! Dropping knowledge!!

   

circumlocution    an indirect way of expressing something; evasive speech

   

circumnavigate   to travel around instead of through

 

   

deciduous           shedding foliage at the end of the growing season

   

deleterious          subtly or unexpectedly harmful

I use this word occasionally.

   

diffident               reserved or unassertive; hesitant to act or speak

   

 

enervate              lacking physical, mental, or moral vigor

   

enfranchise         to set free; to grant rights or privileges

Today we more often hear the term disenfranchised, which means feeling deprived of rights or privileges.

   

epiphany             a divine manifestation; the sudden perception of meaning; a revealing moment

   

equinox               either of the two times each year (in late March…vernal equinox…& September…autumnal equinox) when the sun crosses the equator and day & night are of approximately equal length

A related term is solstice, meaning the two times each year at which the sun reaches its highest or lowest point. These are the longest (late June) and shortest (late December) days of the year.

   

euro                     the basic monetary unit of most members of the European Union (introduced in 1999)

 

evanescent                   tending to vanish like vapor

Just like the band!! (I know I know…that was Evanescence)

   

expurgate           to edit morally harmful, offensive, or objectionable parts before something is presented publicly

Similar to bowdlerize.

  

facetious             meant to be humorous or funny, oftentimes in a mischievous way

I use this word all the time!! Love it!!

    

fatuous                foolish or silly

   

feckless               incompetent, ineffective, weak; worthless, irresponsible

So if someone calls you feckless it’s NOT a compliment.

   

fiduciary              relating to or of the nature of a legal trust

   

filibuster               a tactic for delaying or preventing action by making long speeches

Politicians still do it, but I really don’t see the point. Seems like a waste of energy & taxpayer money.

   

 

gamete                a mature sexual reproductive cell

   

gauche                crude, lacking social polish

Typically people who use this word are arrogant assclowns who think just a little too highly of themselves.

 

gerrymander       divide voting districts unfairly to provide a group special advantage

   

 

hegemony          social, cultural, ideological, or economic dominance or influence of one social group over others

   

hemoglobin         a hemoprotein that gives red blood cells their color

 

homogeneous    of uniform structure or composition throughout; of the same or a similar kind or nature

Kind of like every town in America has the same chain restaurants, every shopping center has the same stores, and every car on the road looks the same.

 

hubris                  exaggerated pride, presumption, & self-confidence

An underrated word in my opinion.

   

hypotenuse        the side of a right triangle opposite the right angle

I haven’t had to know this word since high school. Kind of like the algebra educators swear up & down is useful.

 

impeach              to bring an accusation against

If you watch CNN or MSNBC you hear it every day. You really should shut off the TV and go outside.

  

incognito              without revealing one’s identity

  

incontrovertible   impossible to deny or disprove; indisputable

Why not just use indisputable?? It’s easier to say & spell.

   

inculcate              to teach and impress by frequent repetitions or admonitions; imbue, infuse, ingrain; to set permanently in the consciousness or saturate with a certain qualities or principles

I’ve never used this word in my life.

   

infrastructure      the underlying foundation or basic framework of a system or organization; the system of public works of a country, state, or region and the resources required for it

   

interpolate           to alter or corrupt by inserting words into text, often falsifying it thereby

  

irony                    incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs; the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning

   

 

jejune                   lacking interest or significance or impact

   

 

kinetic                  relating to the motion of material bodies and their forces

   

kowtow                to show fawning deference to

A really useful word from 2008-2016.

   

laissez faire         a doctrine opposing governmental interference in economic affairs beyond the minimum necessary for the maintenance of peace and property rights

   

lexicon                 the vocabulary of a language, an individual speaker, or group of speakers or a subject  

 

loquacious           given to excessive talk or trivial conversation

This one needs a boost!! Come one America!!

   

lugubrious           mournful in an exaggerated or dramatic way

 

 

metamorphosis  striking change in appearance or character or circumstances

   

mitosis                 the process by which a cell divides into two smaller cells

   

moiety                  one of two approximately equal parts; half

I’ll just stick with half.

 

   

nanotechnology engineering that involves manipulating atoms and molecules

   

nihilism                a viewpoint that traditional values and beliefs are unfounded and that existence is senseless and useless; denial of objective and moral truths

Famous nihilists include Machiavelli, Andy Warhol, Ernest Hemingay, & Hunter S. Thompson.

 

nomenclature     a system of terms used within a particular science, discipline, or art

   

nonsectarian      not affiliated with or restricted to one group

   

notarize                to authenticate usually by someone empowered to witness signatures

   

 

obsequious                   marked by or exhibiting a fawning attentiveness

   

oligarchy              a political system governed by a few people

What we Americans call “democracy”.

   

omnipotent                    having unlimited power, authority, & influence

   

orthography        the art of writing words with the proper letters according to standard usage; the part of language study that deals with letters and spelling

   

oxidize                 to into a combine with oxygen

   

 

parabola              a plane curve generated by a point moving so that its distance from a fixed point is equal to its distance from a fixed line;  the intersection of a right circular cone with a plane parallel to an element of the cone

Yeah…I still have no clue what it means.

   

paradigm             an example, pattern, or archetype; a philosophical or theoretical framework

   

parameter            a limit or boundary

   

pecuniary            relating to or involving money

   

photosynthesis   synthesis of compounds in plants aided by radiant energy, especially light

   

plagiarize             to steal the ideas or words of someone else while passing them off as your own and not crediting the source

   

plasma                 the watery fluid in which blood cells are suspended

   

polymer               a naturally occurring or synthetic compound

   

precipitous           extremely steep

   

 

quasar                 a region at the center of a galaxy that produces an extremely large amount of radiation

I bet they used this word on Star Trek at some point.

   

quotidian             found in the ordinary course of events; commonplace, everyday

   

 

recapitulate         to summarize briefly

   

reciprocal            shared, felt, or shown by both sides

   

reparation            the act of making amends, offering expiation, or giving satisfaction for a wrong or injury; the payment of damages

Another word you hear a lot on the news. Again…turn off the TV…go outside!!

 

respiration           the act of breathing

   

 

sanguine             confidently optimistic and cheerful

   

soliloquy              the act of talking to oneself; a poem, discourse, or utterance of a character in a drama in the form of a monologue

If you’ve ever studied Shakespeare you’re already familiar.

   

subjugate            to bring under control; subdue or conquer

   

suffragist              an advocate of the extension of voting rights

Kind of an antiquated, historical reference. Heck, everybody votes now…even dead people.

   

supercilious        having or showing arrogant superiority

   

 

tautology             needless repetition of an idea, statement, or word

Not to be confused with tauntaunology, which is the study of the ice planet Hoth.

   

taxonomy            orderly classification of plants and animals according to their presumed natural relationships

   

tectonic                pertaining to the structure or movement of the earth’s crust

  

tempestuous      turbulent, stormy; characterized by violent emotions or behavior

   

thermodynamics physics concerned with heat and other forms of energy

   

totalitarian            relating to centralized control by an autocratic leader or hierarchy; dictatorial   

 

unctuous             marked by a smug, ingratiating, and false earnestness or spirituality

Another underrated word.

   

usurp                            to seize control without authority

   

 

vacuous              devoid of content; marked by lack of intelligence

Kind of like reality television.

  

vehement            intensely emotional; deeply felt; forcibly expressed; fervid

   

vortex                   a powerful circular current of water; resembling a whirlpool

   

 

winnow                to remove something undesirable or unwanted

   

wrought               beaten out or shaped by hammering

   

 

xenophobia        intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from other countries

It should be noted that this dislike or concern isn’t irrational when those folks are ramming planes into buildings.

   

 

yeoman               a person attending to or assisting another

You remember the 80’s show The Love Boat?? They always said Gopher was the yeoman purser and I never knew what it meant. FYI…a purser is the person on a ship responsible for handling the money. It sounds so much cooler than treasurer.

   

 

ziggurat                a rectangular tiered temple or terraced mound

Points of Ponderation…..Episode 9.17

A semi-regular attempt to address some of life’s minutiae that might otherwise be overlooked…..

 

 

 

 

 

When Eagles co-founder & frontman Glenn Frey passed away about a year & a half ago his bandmate Don Henley indicated that it was the end of the road for the band, which seemed appropriate. However, now a reconfigured Eagles’ lineup with Frey’s son Deacon & country star Vince Gill are performing some shows this summer, and at first I wasn’t really sure how I felt about that. Upon further reflection, I don’t really have an issue with the band continuing, even though it can’t ever be the same. Lots of bands have continued on after the departure…voluntary or otherwise…of original, even founding, members. I think it’s cool that Frey’s son will be involved. I assume he has some degree of talent. I’d like to see former Eagles Bernie Leadon, Randy Meisner, & Don Felder included in any future activities, but understand that there are…issues. I’m not sure what to think about the inclusion of Gill. It seems a bit incongruous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

God has really laid it on my heart to ponder John 8:7, in which Jesus says “he that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone”. One of the disadvantages of social media is its immediacy, allowing folks to pronounce their passionate, unfiltered, oftentimes hypercritical condemnations without a cooling off period. In the past I have been as guilty as anybody of such rancor but have made an effort to dial back the venom and skew toward mercy in most cases. It is really easy to sit in judgment of others, especially when embracing the mantle of keyboard warrior, but the truth is that we really don’t know what it’s like to walk in any shoes but our own. Yes, right is right and wrong is wrong, and most of the time it’s pretty easy to tell where a situation falls on the grid. However, even when a particular entity is clearly wrong perhaps we’d all be better off to take the high road. Is my sin any better or worse than yours?? Maybe. Maybe not. But Matthew 7:3-5 says “Why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye but do not consider the plank in your own eye? First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye”, and I tend to believe that’s pretty good advice. People make mistakes…sometimes really big ones. Oftentimes something or someone might truly be heinous & immoral, but the world would still be a better place if everyone didn’t feel compelled to add their negativity into the mix.

 

 

 

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I’ve been rather uncomfortable this summer seeing the amount of Adam West merchandise popping up online in the aftermath of his death. The body wasn’t even cold yet before my Facebook feed was peppered with t-shirts and other memorabilia. The same thing happened awhile back when Carrie Fisher passed late last year. The 1947 holiday classic Miracle on 34th St. has a character lamenting that “there is a lot of bad -isms floating around this world and one of the worst is commercialism”. Many of us always say that kind of thing at Christmas time, but it’s just as true throughout the year. Using the demise of a beloved cultural icon to make a buck is sick & twisted, and such purveyors of tastelessness won’t be getting a dime of my money.

 

 

 

I’m not really into the whole astrology thing, but these do seem to be fairly accurate summations…..

 

 

 

The OJ Simpson saga long ago stopped being a sports story, so allow me to ponder his parole in this forum. Unless you’ve been in hiding or on vacation far away from civilization this week you’ve probably heard that The Juice will be turned loose…likely in Florida…in October. While it is tempting to look at this news thru the prism of the infamous mid-90’s trial that saw Simpson be found not guilty of double murder and become outraged that he is being set free, one must remember a few things. First of all, whether one believes in his innocence concerning that monstrous crime or not, the fact is that a jury…for whatever reason…declared him not guilty, and we must respect the American legal system because as flawed as it is it is still the best in the world. Secondly, Simpson’s robbery conviction is an entirely different case. Multiple experts have said that he probably served much more time than any other person would have for the same crime. The consensus seems to be that, in a vacuum, a typical citizen involved in a similar situation might not have went to jail at all, or at most served a year. So essentially the judge that sentenced Simpson to 9-33 years did about as much to remedy perceived injustices of the past as legally allowed. The fact is that, in relation to the offense committed, OJ Simpson’s release from prison is the objectively fair thing to do. Of course anyone over the age of 40 can’t completely separate the robbery from the double murder and most will believe that justice has not been done. I don’t know what to say about that. Chances are that Simpson will land on his feet and live the remainder of his life in relative comfort. I wouldn’t be surprised if ends up having his own “reality” show. Is it disrespectful to the two murder victims?? Obviously. But we should all know by now that life isn’t fair.

 

 

Yep…..