The Sammy Claus Wish List 2016

tree02Greetings friends, and a very Merry Christmas. Welcome to our SEVENTH Wish List. I cannot believe that we’ve been carrying on this tradition for that long!! After an unavoidable hiatus a year ago due to medical issues it has filled my heart with immeasurable joy to be able not only to delight in what the holiday season has to offer in my small corner of the world, but also to once again write about related subjects here at The Manofesto. Since it’s been awhile let me remind you how this works. Being Sammy Claus is a mostly ceremonial position that I have bestowed upon myself. I wield no actual power to see that the entities mentioned here receive the suggested gifts. However, I’d like to believe that The Jolly Old Elf himself occasionally peruses this site and may take my submissions to heart. I try my best not to be petty or meanspirited, but let’s face it…there are a lot of folks out there on The Naughty List, and it seems to be overflowing this year. There is cause for optimism though, especially at Christmastime. After all, if a mean old malcontent like Ebenezer Scrooge can see the error of his ways or a mischievous creature like The Grinch can have his heart grow three sizes when he realizes the true meaning of Christmas then there is hope for anybody, right??






The Trump Administration

best of luck in making America great again…I am cautiously optimistictrumppence



Colin Kaepernick

a recording of The Star Spangled Banner on an endless loop



Kim Kardashian

a long vacation in Paris



The American Flag

more respect from the masses…not for the cloth itself, but what it stands forhonoring-veterans



The Chicago Cubs

another World Series title…in 2124



The United Kingdom

best wishes enjoying your newfound freedom from Europeunionjack



David S. Pumpkins

a feature filmpumpkins



The Clothes Pin Brigade

Medication. Seriously, if you have a clothes pin as your profile photo on social media you are mentally ill. And I thought The Ribbon People were obnoxious.



Joy Behar & Whoopi Goldberg




Late Night TV

less politics, more class



The Supreme Court

a new justice that respects The Constitutionwethepeople


Martin Sheen

Expulsion from the self-righteous moral high ground. Seriously dude…you raised Charlie Sheen. If you think America is screwed up look in the damn mirror first.



The Cleveland Browns

atleast one win in 2017 & a boatload of players & picks for the #1 overall draft choice that should absolutely be tradedfactory



Hillary Rodham Clinton

shatterproof glass & a big lump of coal



Driverless Automobile Technology

success…I am intrigued







Samsung Phone Users

a fireproof suitsamsung



North Carolina

exponential population growthnorth-carolina-no-lines



Super Bowl LI

a better halftime show than its predecessor



Melania Trump

new speechwritersmelania



College Students

less safe spaces, coddling, & leftist indoctrination, more practical education that’ll prepare productive citizens to function in the real world



Barack & Michelle Obama

hope & changebye



Bruce Jenner




NJ Governor Chris Christie

lip balm & knee padscc3



Tiger Woods

a successful comeback…it’s time to forgive & move forward





Per established custom I shall end with the traditional quote from the Rankin-Bass animated classic Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town:


santajesus“Lots of unhappiness? Maybe so. But doesn’t Santa take a little bit of that unhappiness away? Doesn’t a smile on Christmas morning scratch out a tear cried on a sadder day? Not much maybe. But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give…of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa’s beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men.”


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