Your Empty Coffin

I have referenced the Tom Hanks film Cast Away in this space on numerous occasions. Most people would opine that, despite an Oscar nominated performance by Hanks and being directed by the incomparable Robert Zemeckis, it is a flawed movie…good but not great. I wouldn’t argue with that assessment, although much like 1993’s Groundhog Day, which elicits similar lukewarm reactions from most, I see beneath the surface and view it as quite profound.

For reasons unknown to me Cast Away is randomly on television with some regularity, and more than two decades after its release I am still drawn to it as often as life allows. It was during a recent viewing that I was struck by something that I had previously overlooked.

I don’t think I’m spoiling much at this point in revealing that Hanks’ Chuck Noland survives for several years on a remote island, and is rescued from the sea after a daring escape. On his way home Noland’s best friend tells him that his fiancée Kelly had moved on, that she is married to another man & has a child. He tells Chuck that everyone thought he was dead and they’d held a funeral for him, including a casket. Obviously there was no body, so Chuck incredulously asks what was in the coffin.

If you’ve seen the movie you’ll recall that Chuck is a VIP at Federal Express, and the value of time is a key theme. His life is quite hectic & busy, with everything running on a very tight schedule. That is contrasted with his solitary, decidedly idle stay on the island. At any rate, his buddy informs Chuck that folks tossed different items into his empty coffin…items that seem to represent his life. Photos. Pagers. Elvis Presley CDs (Chuck is a big Elvis fan).

The idea that our entire lives can or should be represented by “stuff” is somewhat disturbing. Hopefully most of us are remembered more for things we did or accomplished, how we made people feel, what we produced, and our personalities & character. However, Cast Away does provoke a fascinating thought process. If…if…you were to perish in a horrific accident and your body not recovered, what would be in your empty coffin?? What items do you think people would choose to honor your memory?? If your friends & family did attempt, in their grief, to summarize your existence with “stuff”, what would those things be?? And if you’re being honest with yourself are you satisfied with the answers?? Though it is never expressly stated, one can fairly assume that Chuck Noland probably wasn’t happy to hear than anyone summed up his life with a pager. How sad.

I’m not trying to be morbid. That’s never been my thing. However, I have pondered my legacy and probably spent too much time caring what other people think of me (the answer to that, for most of us, is that others rarely think of us at all). There are two key differences between Chuck Noland and the rest of us. First, obviously…he is a fictional character. More importantly though, within the context of the present exercise, is that Chuck Noland, against all odds, logic, and mathematical certainty, received a do-over after several years of pondering his life & regrets in utter solitude. Conversely, we are unlikely to ever find ourselves marooned on an island, and even less likely to be rescued in that circumstance. However, we do have an opportunity to start fresh every additional day that God gives us. So think about it. What would be in your empty coffin?? And would you like to change those things??

WINNING & MUSING…VOLUME 2.23

In the last installment of W&M I mentioned my lack of productivity in this space the last couple of years. Not much has changed the past few months, though it has become clear that the issue is far bigger than anything I want to address here, mostly because I’m not sure I really understand it. Having said that, a few things have been percolating in my noggin, so I’ve decided to take advantage of this window of inspiration, however small it may be. One thing I can always rely on is the fact that the seasons may change, but the sports calendar always provides something to talk about.

The NBA & its television partners were undoubtedly salivating at the thought of another epic Celtics-Lakers championship series, but they did not get their wish. Instead, we were treated to an all too brief Heat-Nuggets NBA Finals, which was atleast fresh if not particularly compelling. Congratulations to the Denver Nuggets for winning their first NBA Championship in 5+ decades of existence. Center Nikola Jokic proved that he deserved to win his third straight League MVP, and that it was absolutely stolen from him for obvious sociopolitical reasons.

Sticking with basketball, I think enough time has passed that I can offer a reasonably objective reaction to the Bob Huggins controversy you might’ve heard about several weeks ago. I’m not going to rehash the specifics. If you need a refresher The Internet is a wonderful thing. Anyway, as a WV Mountaineer fan I’m not going to defend Coach Huggins. He was wrong. A public figure in 2023 has to be smarter & more aware. Do I think Huggins is a terrible person?? No, I do not. He found himself in a situation where, instead of acting like a basketball coach on a radio show he relaxed a bit too much and acted like a dude hangin’ with his bros while knocking back a few cold ones. The man is 69 years old, and the societal norms he grew up with were far different than what someone a few decades younger has known. Is that an excuse?? I don’t think so…it’s just a fact of life. That doesn’t mean he gets a pass, but on the other end of the spectrum I was a bit taken aback by folks who opined that he should immediately lose his job. The punishment handed down by WVU feels somewhere between appropriate and an over correction, but in general it seems fair. Losing a million dollars is harsh by any measure, but I’m sure Huggins’ comfortable lifestyle won’t be negatively affected too much. To anyone whose feelings were legitimately hurt by his remarks I get it and won’t be too critical of you, but I would also caution that living life as a perpetual victim isn’t the way to go. Rise above. Live your life. Agree to disagree. You’ll be better off in the long run. To those who his remarks didn’t pertain to but still felt the need to publicly virtue signal because you think being offended by everything is cool, all I can say is grow up & get a life.

At the same time that the NBA Finals were happening the NHL Finals were taking place. Y’all know how I feel about hockey though, and the Pittsburgh Penguins subpar season means I paid zero attention to those playoffs. That being said, you might also be familiar with my longstanding Las Vegas fetish, so congratulations to the Vegas Golden Knights, who hoisted the Stanley Cup just six short years after being an expansion team.

My God the Triple Crown races were tedious this year!! I’m not familiar with the ins & outs of particular horse racing rules, but it’d be much more interesting if the number of horses in the field were mostly equal in each race, and if the best horses actually ran all three races. Instead, we had 18 horses in the Kentucky Derby, 7 in the Preakness Stakes (only one had run in..and won…the Derby), and 9 in the Belmont Stakes. For the first time in awhile I didn’t put money on any of the races because there were no cool names or captivating stories that grabbed my attention. Hopefully next year will be more fun.

I watched most of the Indianapolis 500, but per the normal course of events missed the conclusion because of family visiting from out of town. Then the Coca-Cola 600 was rain delayed until Memorial Day and I completely forgot about it. Even the most mundane banalities in my quiet little life haven’t seemed to go my way these past few years.

Speaking of basketball…

Since the last time we met here the Connecticut Huskies won the NCAA Championship, defeating the San Diego St. Aztecs in a snoozefest that was over in the first half. Monday night is Wrasslin’ Night in my humble abode, and I only flipped over to the ball game a couple of times very briefly.

Hey, it’s mid-June and my Pittsburgh Pirates are hovering around .500 and battling for first place in a mediocre (at best) division. That’s good…I guess. To be quite honest I haven’t watched much baseball because nearly three decades of ineptitude from one’s favorite team can scar a person, but I’m glad they’re doing alright and will likely pay more attention thru the summer.