The defection of Senator Arlen Specter to the Democrat Party is much ado about nothing. The man has never been a conservative…..he just finally decided to make it official.

 

I find it amusing when I belch and my puppy sticks his nose up to my mouth to sniff.

 

Tony Bennett is one of the greatest singers of all time, but he really needs to keep his political opinions to himself, lest he come across as a senile old man with a sub-Forrest Gump IQ.

 

I recently gave pineapple on my pizza a whirl. It’s okay.

 

So for the cost of a cup of coffee one can help build water wells and such in some kids Third World neighborhood. How about this…. just send the kid a plane ticket to get him/her out of that rat infested nation and into civilization.

 

RIP Bea Arthur, Jack Kemp, & Danny Gans

 

Jeff Zeleny, a reporter from the New York Times, should be fired immediately. He needs to be working in a Pottery Barn or Starbucks. If you have no idea what I mean Google the name or look for it on YouTube. No wonder newspapers are becoming obsolete.

 

Personally, I’m not losing any sleep over this swine flu thing.

 

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